Corrupt a Wish

[Krowdon]

Granted, but it would use all your electricity, and blackout the city.

I wish I was the Princess of Sealand. (Best place Ever.)

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but it would be taken over by Nazis.

I wish I were President

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you would be assassinated as soon as you got it.

I wish for over 9000 hugs.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but they would be very strong bear hugs, and leave you strangled.

I wish I could have killed Hitler.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you would of turned to dust, so no one would know you did it.


I wish the fashion of the 1800's was still in style.

[Night Wolf]

Granted, but you'd have to work all the other shifts.

I wish for a bowl of chocolate-chip-cookie-dough ice cream.

Then id still be working second :P

-Corruption Denied-

Notice the use of "all the OTHER shifts"

So spamming after working 12 hours on no sleep is a bad idea  :P

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you would of turned to dust, so no one would know you did it.


I wish the fashion of the 1800's was still in style.

Granted, but you wouldn't live to see it happen.

I wish I were immortal.

[Uiblis]

Granted, but you're put into a tiny torture cell for the rest of eternity.

Let's see how this is answered.
I wish for nothing.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you get sucked into a black hole.


I wish for Pasta.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but it would be dry.

I wish the national anthem were saluted every time it is sung.

[Uiblis]

Granted, but they get the words wrong...like at  the super bowl

I wish for money.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, bu it would be fake.

I wish I had a lifetime to spam.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you wouldnt like it.

I wish The Doctor could come take me away in the TARDIS.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you wouldn't survive the trip.

I wish I didn't need to split wood right now...

[Krowdon]

Granted, but wood would split you.

I wish for two pounds of goat cheese.