Corrupt a Wish

Krowdon · March 21, 2011, 05:10:59 PM

(Wise Claw started this one) This is one of the games we play in my clan (Instead of focusing on raising our networths and pwning the game). The Rules are simple:

You say "I Wish... " amd whatever you wish for. The next person grants it, but something must go wrong with the wish. for example : "I wish for 100 lbs of cheese"

The next person says "Granted, but all your cheese is covered in mold." then that person makes their own wish. and so on. Okay?
I'll start it off And dont be afraid to go crazy.

I wish I had a Fighter plane of doom.

The Lady Shael · March 21, 2011, 05:15:34 PM

Granted, but the plane has no wings.

I wish for a bowl of jello the size of the Atlantic Ocean.

Krowdon · March 21, 2011, 05:17:01 PM

Granted: But it would be salty, with a Giant squid in the middle.

I wish I had a cat that turned into a transformer.

Briar · March 21, 2011, 05:43:52 PM

Granted. Unfortunately the main part of the Transformer needs to be mended.

I wish for a kingdom

Krowdon · March 21, 2011, 05:45:10 PM

Granted, but after a week, it all burns down.

I wish for a plant.

Neobaron · March 21, 2011, 05:45:25 PM

Granted, but it's Haiti.

I wish Unix devs would get over themselves and build a product that was user friendly.

Briar · March 21, 2011, 05:47:50 PM

Granted. But only 2 people have the password to make it so, and you are not one of those two.

I wish for OVER 9000 mudkips

Krowdon · March 21, 2011, 05:48:55 PM

Granted, but they would never go past level 1

I wish for a turtle fence.

Neobaron · March 21, 2011, 05:50:07 PM

Granted, but turtles are delicious and your fence goes missing overnight.

I wish Krowdon didn't steal my thunder in replying to Briars posts on this thread.

Ungatt Trunn II · March 21, 2011, 05:51:19 PM

Granted, but that has happened to be several times so get over it.

I wish for a wish which has no flaws, never backfires, and doesn't change in time.

Krowdon · March 21, 2011, 05:52:11 PM

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on March 21, 2011, 05:51:19 PM
Granted, but that has happened to be several times so get over it.

I wish for a wish which has no flaws, never backfires, and doesn't change in time.

Granted, but you die.

I wish Ungatt would wear those adorable pink boots I bought him.

Neobaron · March 21, 2011, 05:52:47 PM

Granted, but your life could not be any more boring in the wake of the realization of your desire.

I wish I wish.

Briar · March 21, 2011, 05:53:24 PM

Granted, but everyone ridicules you

I wish for 1 million dragoons

Krowdon · March 21, 2011, 05:53:52 PM

Granted, buth they are all counterfeit.

I wish to be the hero!

Neobaron · March 21, 2011, 05:54:11 PM

Granted, but you never do any damage because jump is a stupid mechanic.

I wish I had more beer.