Corrupt a Wish

Krowdon · May 12, 2011, 04:18:57 PM

Granted, but you'd hate it.

I wish for 42.

Kyrolin Zenyar · May 12, 2011, 04:38:43 PM

Granted, but it's wrong.
I wish for a TARDIS.

Krowdon · May 12, 2011, 04:45:09 PM

Granted, but you wouldnt get it because Im sure someone else wished this first.

I wish for supreme power over rabbits.

Kyrolin Zenyar · May 12, 2011, 04:55:51 PM

Granted, but they'd revolt and kill you.

I wish for free lunch.

Krowdon · May 12, 2011, 05:08:38 PM

Granted, but it would be old fish.

I wish I could communicate with Birds.

Kyrolin Zenyar · May 12, 2011, 06:07:42 PM

Granted, but they would be angry birds (xD)
I wish I had an iPhone.

Pac-man · May 12, 2011, 06:23:20 PM

Granted, but I would fly to Ohio and smash it.

I wish that Kyro wont beat me up when I smash his iPhone.

Kyrolin Zenyar · May 12, 2011, 06:33:20 PM

Granted, but my army brother would!
I wish LOTR were true!

Pac-man · May 12, 2011, 06:43:04 PM

Granted, but you would be Grima Wormtongue. :D

I wish that LotR was real and I was Aragorn.

Kyrolin Zenyar · May 12, 2011, 06:44:31 PM

Granted, but Lurtz would kill you.
I wish Gollum died earlier on.

Krowdon · May 13, 2011, 01:39:59 PM

Granted, but then he'd change his name to Edward and be a sparkly Vampire.

I wish I had a unicorn. Made out of Noodles.

Pac-man · May 13, 2011, 01:50:15 PM

Granted, but a noodle-loving person called Pac-Man would come and eat it.

I wish for a wish.

Krowdon · May 13, 2011, 01:53:00 PM

Granted, bit its a stupid wish that never makes it out of protection.

I wish that the universe was made of gorilla fur, and we all spoke Na'vi.

Pac-man · May 13, 2011, 03:42:02 PM

Granted, but Jedi Masters would come, kill us all, and revert the planet back to normal with the Force.

I wish I had the Force, while I'm on that thought.

Krowdon · May 13, 2011, 03:45:23 PM

Granted, but you could only use it to make smoothies.

I wish PSN would come back up.