Corrupt a Wish

[Mr.Grimm]

Granted, but you're assassinated.

I wish for total control.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but it would be of your chair.

I wish I could stop spamming.

[Quixote Katana]

Granted, but then you'd be roleplaying just as much, if not more.

I wish I wasn't so picky.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you'd be so open-minded you'd eat poison.

I wish everyone were nice.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you would be mean.

I wishI was leader of an empire.

[Quixote Katana]

Granted, but a rival emperor would invade your empire. Multiple times.

I wish...that I would make real-live-true wishes on this forum.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but they would all be about fish.

I wish I didnt add e's to the end of my words on accident.

[rizzan]

granted but you can nolonger use vowles while typeing.
I wish i had accsess to a comp more consitantly

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you could only go to one website.

I wish I was a bigger television watcher.

[rizzan]

Granted but you never do anything else.
I wish I didn't live with a crazy person.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you would live with hobbits.


I wish my friend would get over the fact I like furries. Such a fuss over nothing.

[rizzan]

Hobbits WOOT!!!Furries WOOT!!!
Granted but than you would have no friends.
I wish I was on spring break already.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you would get a sunburn so bad, you couldnt move.


I wish Common sense was more popular.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but no one would do anything but mock you for having none.

I wish that my wishes came true,

[Krowdon]

Granted, but they would be corrupted.

I wish for a lifetime supply of soap.