Corrupt a Wish

[Calisto]

Granted, but this thread would die and be left all on its own in the wilderness of the internet.

I wish I had raptor-proof doors.

[Vargarth]

Granted, But they would not be see through.
I wish it was saturday.

[Quixote Katana]

Granted, but Saturday would never end.

I wish I had a castle.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you wouldn't fit in it.

I wish the Simpsons were no longer aired.

[Mr.Grimm]

Granted, but it's replaced Jersey Shores.

I wish all of reality tv would just go away.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but it gets replaced by reruns of old Jerry Springer shows.

I wish TV were a bit smarter.

[Quixote Katana]

Granted, but it'd become smart enough to hypnotize every single person, including you, who watches it.

I wish I didn't waste so much time online.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you'd waste your time offline.

I wish I owned the world.

[Mr.Grimm]

Granted, but then it's destroyed to make room for an intergalactic highway.

I wish I could rule the galaxy.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Granted. But It's Andromeda which you only get to rule until it collides with the Milky Way :( 

[Mr.Grimm]

Blast. And you forgot to make a wish.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I have no wishes. I am entirely happy with everyth...

Oh no!

I wish I had a wish so I could wish while I wish.

[Mr.Grimm]

Granted, but that wish wouldn't be valid.

I wish that my RP would live and would be loved by all!

[Briar]

Granted, unfortunately it is loved so much it creates a cult in which all the members die

I wish Being Human was on Hulu

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but it would be screwed up.

I wish I were head of SRA.