Corrupt a Wish

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you're a buzzard.

I wish all this soup would get off me.

[Uiblis]

Granted, but it falls to the floor and you slip on it.

I wish more soup would spill on Kyrolin

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but it dries immediately.

I wish soup existed no longer.

[Uiblis]

Granted, but it starts to rain...and only on you.

I wish for everything.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but it would be fake.


I wish I had a freezer.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you'd fall in and freeze.

I wish I could type well./

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you would lose the ability to speak.

[Uiblis]

Granted, but your computer breaks down.

I wish I could read Russian without using Google Translate.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but it would be the only language you could rad, and you couldn't write.

I wish Google translate were more accurate.

[Krowdon]

Me too.

I wish I had a better answer.

[Uiblis]

Granted, but everyone here thinks it's bad.

I wish I had cheese!

[Krowdon]

Granted, but it would be tiny, as this is the like, 5th cheese wish. lol.

I wish we had more interesting wishes.

[Uiblis]

Granted, but it would be tiny, as this is the like, 5th cheese wish. lol.

I didn't realize that...

Granted, they are in the first few pages of this topic.

I wish that I didn't have to think up new wishes.

[Mr.Grimm]

Granted, but then you are no longer allowed to post on this topic.

I wish that I could rename this topic the praise Grimm topic.

[Uiblis]

Granted, but then everyone insults you instead of praising you.

I wish we could do something else because it is getting difficult to continually think up new wishes, and somehow it is actually EASIER TO CORRUPT A WISH!!!!