Corrupt a Wish

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but it would taste overpoweringly goat-ish.

I wish there was such a thing as a free lunch.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but the cost of other meals would triple.


I wish I had a Flying Mint Bunny.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but it wouldn't fly.

I wish I had a pet commie.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but he would curse you (Kol kol kol)

I wish I had an interesting laugh.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but it would be embarrassing.

I wish I could play Rhapsody in Blue on the piano.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but that was it.


I wish I was a Tailor.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you couldn't make clothes for yourself, by royal decree.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of cheesecake.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you would turn into a mouse.


I wish I lived in a different time.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but it would be a battlefront in WWII.

I wish I were luckier.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but the more luck you had, the less interesting things happen.

I wih to be a gopher

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you'd be poisoned.

I wish I could fly.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you would be a paper airplane.

I wish for three wishes

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but they would all turn you into a frog.

I wish for a mint.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but it would be a bunny.

I wish I could summon Catwoman

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but she'd bite.

I wish I could meet the Monty Python crew.