Corrupt a Wish

[Night Wolf]

Granted but your mouse Breaks

I wish I didnt have to work second Shift  :(
(did I do this right)

[Quixote Katana]

Granted, but you'd have to work all the other shifts.

I wish for a bowl of chocolate-chip-cookie-dough ice cream.

[Calisto]

Granted, but someone sneezed in it.

I wish my laundry would wash itself.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but it would soak itself in wine.


I wish I never had to breathe.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you'd become a zombie.

I wish i had a slice of cheese.

[Mr.Grimm]

Granted, but it's covered with mold.

I wish Mr.Grimmkins stop giving me the cold shoulder.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but he'd be with you all the time and annoy you.

I wish Pippin would dissolve SSS and join RSL!

[Night Wolf]

Granted, but you'd have to work all the other shifts.

I wish for a bowl of chocolate-chip-cookie-dough ice cream.

Then id still be working second :P

-Corruption Denied-

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you'd have to work all the other shifts.

I wish for a bowl of chocolate-chip-cookie-dough ice cream.

Then id still be working second :P

-Corruption Denied-

Notice the use of "all the OTHER shifts"

[Mr.Grimm]

Granted, but he'd be with you all the time and annoy you.

I wish Pippin would dissolve SSS and join RSL!

Granted, but he ends up being a major pain in the spam for RSL.

I wish life was just a bit easier.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but it would only last for a day, then get impossible.

I wish the cake were not a lie

[Krowdon]

Granted, but your existance would be.


I wish to relive this day for the rest of forever, exactly the way it was.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you'd have to relive the boring parts, too.

I wish I could have a servant do everything for me.

[Krowdon]

(Nothing was boring)

Granted, but it would be a clumsy maid who destroyed everything

I wish I had better luck.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but it would decline over time, leaving you with worse.

I wish I had a better computer.