*WARZONE*

Started by Ungatt Trunn II, March 18, 2011, 11:22:55 PM

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Ungatt Trunn II

You leave a rather scenic forest and come to a large and scarred landscape with a simple sign with the words "NO CIVVIES ALLOWED" on it, with a skull and crossbones below that.

You have just entered the Spa warzone! (no not the Twilight Zone but it may as well be)



Ungatt Trunn II and his specially trained brigade of feral cats is holding the trench line, the SSP is infiltrating key enemy strong points, Nigh Wolf has respawned at least 7 times now, anime characters are dueling with members of the elite Anti-anime unit, and the SSS is more or less randomly spread throughout the battlefield, as most are mercenaries because SSS sucks. The mods are morphing every soldier they see on the battlefield into an abomination, and the Admins sit secure in the sky, watching the petty squabbles of the mortals below (besides me of course, I am immortal)

That's my sitrep, let the war truly begin!!!
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Ungatt Trunn II

This is General Trunn requesting support from any and all RSL members and recalling any SRA soldiers that are on leave!
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Krowdon

#2
Krowdon responds to Ungatts request, and joins the battle! Krowdon brings:

2 Krowbars
25 weeks of provisions
15 boxes of medical supplies
1 Personalized Surrender flag (Just in case)
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Ungatt Trunn II

*destroys surrender flag*

We made an oath to never submit or falter!

*gives modified surrender flag that has a hidden blade on the bottom end*

Use that.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Briar

At the risk of ruining Briar's career by disparaging her find of the famous Sackaleaderer horse...

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II
Yes. I wear high heels Krowdon. Any tips on how I should do my hair?

Ungatt Trunn II

Record later, time for WAR!!!

As usual our armory is very overstocked due to the high casualties of our foot soldiers, so take your pick.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Kyrolin Zenyar

*Grabs Gatling gun and Krowbar*  LET"S GO!!!
Highest Rank: 1 (turbo)
Lowest Rank: Last?
Status: Playing Skyrim...
Quote from: Krowdon on May 29, 2011, 08:52:15 PM
Who goes to war over spam? ohrite, we do. RSL!

Night Wolf

*respawns for the eigth time*
*grabs sword*
Chairman Night Wolf here to help....again


CHA....really another charge alreay? Souldnt there be like A time limit between these things. And GO MESS SOME STUFF UP *Stumbles forward*

Kyrolin Zenyar

WHERE"S MASTER CHIEF WHEN YOU NEED HIM???
Highest Rank: 1 (turbo)
Lowest Rank: Last?
Status: Playing Skyrim...
Quote from: Krowdon on May 29, 2011, 08:52:15 PM
Who goes to war over spam? ohrite, we do. RSL!

Briar

the pen is mightier than the sword
At the risk of ruining Briar's career by disparaging her find of the famous Sackaleaderer horse...

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II
Yes. I wear high heels Krowdon. Any tips on how I should do my hair?

SiegeMaster

SCREW THE PEN... CCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Night Wolf

Quote from: Briar on March 20, 2011, 11:58:21 AM
the pen is mightier than the sword
We going to write them angry letters?

SiegeMaster


Briar

Quote from: Night Wolf on March 21, 2011, 04:49:50 AM
Quote from: Briar on March 20, 2011, 11:58:21 AM
the pen is mightier than the sword
We going to write them angry letters?

Propaganda for one
And if that fails pen to the jugular i think will do
At the risk of ruining Briar's career by disparaging her find of the famous Sackaleaderer horse...

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II
Yes. I wear high heels Krowdon. Any tips on how I should do my hair?

Night Wolf

What happens when your attacked by an anime horde, that pen is only so good