How do you pronounce my name?

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

I am enjoying my salad's warm company... ;D

[Krowdon]

Salad is the promise that food is coming...

unless the Salad is all you have.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

That would be depressing

[Krowdon]

I want to learn to host formal dinners. like, setting the places, inviting the guests, all that fun stuff.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Oh that's easy. First you must have a front table seating you (the host) and your most honored guests. This table faces the rest of the tables, which are usually two columns of how ever many tables facing you. Be sure the guests silverware and plates are already set out and prepared properly (with correct silverware placement like soup spoon etc) and of course drinks. Now the food should be set aside on a table for everyone to get after the toasts have all been made. Wait, do you get the food before or after? darnit I FORGOT AHHH!!!

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

You eat cheese.

[Krowdon]

Oh that's easy. First you must have a front table seating you (the host) and your most honored guests. This table faces the rest of the tables, which are usually two columns of how ever many tables facing you. Be sure the guests silverware and plates are already set out and prepared properly (with correct silverware placement like soup spoon etc) and of course drinks. Now the food should be set aside on a table for everyone to get after the toasts have all been made. Wait, do you get the food before or after? (dog-garn-it) I FORGOT AHHH!!!

I have a book that goes over this, but it shall be hard to practice because
A) I neither have or can afford such things.
B) I dont have an occasion
C) I wouldnt know who to invite

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

You can invite me, I'm hungry! :D

[Krowdon]

lol. Not quite yet, im afraid.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

I have plates...

[Krowdon]

I have to find tablecloths, good silverware, a way to decorate the table, several dfferent types of glasses and matching china, I cant do that right now. lol.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Got all that, minus china.

[Krowdon]

I mean China as in plates and bowls and stuff. Not China.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Yeah.  I know.  I don't have either.

[Krowdon]

Alas, My dreams of hosting a formal dinner are not to be, as of right now. Perhaps in the distant future.