Newsflash!

[Mr.Grimm]

Newsflash! It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

NEWSFLASH!  yay!

[Briar]

!HSALFSWEN

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Halfswine?

[Briar]

possible

[Twilight Shadow]

KILLA

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

You got da KILLA!

[Mr.Grimm]

Newsflash! In the news today, George W. Bush was found mesmerized by a ball of yarn! lance Cheney later went hunting with ball of string, shooting and killing it in the process. The former Vice-President claims he accidentally shot the ball of string because, "it looked like a deer." In other news, the ex planet Pluto is suing the human race stating, "That I haven't been a planet for billions of years just to be called a dwarf planet by a bunch of hairless apes!" This has been RSL News. Stay classy Spa.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Newsflash! Pluto lost its suit.

[Mr.Grimm]

Newsflash! Many people believe that this is because that Pluto's attorney, a Mr. Haley Comet, was not present in court. Many senior lawyers believe that Pluto will try to appeal the case. This has been RSL News. Stay classy Spa.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Newsflash!  Mr. Comet will be back, but not for several years!

[Mr.Grimm]

Newsflash! War in reg has been the major story this week, causing major tensions and resulted in the banning of two RWL members. For once, Spa is looking pretty peaceful and calm. It looks like the lunatics are running the asylum, and for once, those lunatics aren't us spammers. Now for the weather report. Today's forecast is extreme sunshine followed by extreme darkness. This has been RSL News. Stay classy Spa.

[Krowdon]

What! Sunshine should never be followed by darkness!!!

[Mr.Grimm]

Day and Night?

[Krowdon]

Im always asleep then, so I dont know.