Long live RSL!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Well, as a member of RSL you get some benefits.

You can run for political office, for example. Such as in the council, or even create a whole new department of spam under RSL if you wish. Or you could join our mighty spam military, the SRA. Or the DoF, or SSP if Grimm revives it.

Maybe you could be assistant scribe or news anchor, we need those things. Or cook.

You also get RSL protection and mods will fear you for this let me tell you!

And yes, spam like a madman.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Alrighty, let it be known that I am now the Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte 3.501 alpha of the RSL!

Kyrolin

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Well sir, it helps if you submit what the powers of this title have. Then it must pass through council. Then it must be approved by the chairman. Then it must be incorporated by the General. Then it must be recorded by the scribe. Then it must be smuggled through hostile mod checkpoints.

Nah, I'm kidding. Our g0v. is a bit of a joke it terms of functionality, but what do you expect, it's SPAM!!!

However our military is top notch. Did I mention we have a military?

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Yes,  sir, you have mentioned the military.

Whew, I was afraid spam had gotten organized for a minute there!!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Now I'll be the first to tell you RSL has not official positions on anything besides the thriving nature of spam. But you see, I have my own convictions! AND I STAND BY THEM! And I drive them into the head of every recruit!


I'm sorry, I'm not much for conversation I'm only the general. But give it time and the others shall all greet you.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Boo!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

FINE I'LL LEAVE THE STAGE YOU DON'T NEED TO BOO ME OFF!

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Byebye!

[Mr.Grimm]

Ooh, ohh, I'd like to join the RSL revolution!  Forget Bolsheviks, we're Spamevix (misspelled intentionally).

Kyrolin

Muahahahahahaha!!!! Welcome to the fold...

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

YAY!  I LIKE SPAM!

[Briar]

I didn't think an eagle sacrifice was necessary

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

How about a Wolf sacrifice?  Yes, Night Wolf, I'm looking at you...

[Mr.Grimm]

I require a goat sacrifice!

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

I like pie?

[Mr.Grimm]

No. Everyone knows that it is cake that is liked.