My inspirational quotes:

Ungatt Trunn II · January 10, 2010, 10:27:39 AM

I am now famous enough to have these!!!

1. If it's broke, throw it away and buy a new one. Otherwise use it.

2. It's just one of those things.

3. Don't look at me, I didn't make you steal from the gas station. I made you steal from Wal Mart, which is 10 times more classier.

4. It'll fix itself.

5. They don't know where I live so I'll call them what I want.

7. I never really liked you anyway.

8. No, I just said that so you'd feel better.

9. If I wanted the special order, don't you think I'd ask for it?

10. No, mr. Guy from Nigeria, you can't use my account to transfer money.

11. *wake up* *go back to sleep*

12. If a guy hits you with a hammer, kindly ask him why. If he refuses to answer he is a Communist therefor best dealt with quickly.

13. Don't blame the sun for your sucky driving skills.

14. If you really want it done, stop asking me to do it and DO IT YOUR SELF!!

15. Yes, yes... Just as planned....

16. I already did.

17. I'll do it tomorrow!

May these quotes help you with daily routines, such as making toast or arguing with your neighbor.

Ungatt Trunn II · January 10, 2010, 10:39:27 AM

Also:

inb4 tl;dr
inb4 fail
inb4 lame
inb4 a canadian insults my work
inb4 a drunkard halfheartedly reads it then starts rambling about his own problems
inb4 some emo wanders in and starts going on about mangos and other "random" (stupid) things
inb4 any meme ever

Daryn · January 10, 2010, 03:01:45 PM

Get it, or forget it. That's one of mine

Ungatt Trunn II · January 10, 2010, 03:19:13 PM

Not many people understand the power of inspirational quotes.

Zara_rose_wolf · January 11, 2010, 12:30:53 PM

" we`ll if its broken, I'm probally the one who broke it" or " I didn't do it!...wait..that?...oh yeah..i did that."

prodiGee · January 12, 2010, 04:22:54 PM

Though at this moment things may be looking down, if you look up you'll find the answer.

Ungatt Trunn II · January 12, 2010, 04:25:28 PM

Somehow I doubt you made that.

prodiGee · January 12, 2010, 04:27:30 PM

I just thought it up, so there.

Zara_rose_wolf · January 12, 2010, 05:05:40 PM

When life give you lemons, you make it in to a vodka bomb, and make the whole world wonder, how in haties you did it.

prodiGee · January 12, 2010, 05:07:31 PM

Poke hole in each end, get tiny funnel, pour in liquor...

Zara_rose_wolf · January 12, 2010, 05:08:12 PM

o.- wow, your good.

prodiGee · January 12, 2010, 05:09:16 PM

I can make anything bad for you.

Zara_rose_wolf · January 12, 2010, 05:10:42 PM

how do you change coke to pepsi?

prodiGee · January 12, 2010, 05:11:52 PM

That doesn't really make it any worse for you, and as such does not fall under my area of expertise.

Ungatt Trunn II · January 12, 2010, 05:12:29 PM

50,000 years ago, I lost 5 men in the blink of an eye.