holidays.

Zara_rose_wolf · December 23, 2009, 06:19:57 PM

OK, some one explain christmas to me. i read a book called "twas the night before Christmas" ( wth is twas whats wrong with the?) OK all i go from this book was. this guy lets this guy in his house, he comes down you chimney (wat?) hes covered in sot (hes smoking) his face red and a glow (hes drunk) in a nice furry outfit (gay.) and you let him in to your house because he had something for your kids? o.- i wanna see book two. "twas the night before Christmas part 2." Santa is on meds for his drug addiction and is behind bars for many charges of breaking and entering and child molestation.

Briar · December 23, 2009, 07:45:34 PM

All right. One: "Twas" is short for "It was" hence "It was (or t'was) the night before Christmas"

And i don't know if the rest of your post is serious or not. If it is just say so and I'm sure one of us here will get around to explaining it to you.

Night Wolf · December 25, 2009, 12:45:24 AM

Quote from: Zara_rose_wolf on December 23, 2009, 06:19:57 PM
OK, some one explain christmas to me. i read a book called "twas the night before Christmas" ( wth is twas whats wrong with the?) OK all i go from this book was. this guy lets this guy in his house, he comes down you chimney ([What The Ferret]?) hes covered in sot (hes smoking) his face red and a glow (hes drunk) in a nice furry outfit (gay.) and you let him in to your house because he had something for your kids? o.- i wanna see book two. "twas the night before Christmas part 2." Santa is on meds for his drug addiction and is behind bars for many charges of breaking and entering and child molestation.

Hes a flamey drunk pedifial with a smoking problem....so pretty much a hobo

Ungatt Trunn II · December 25, 2009, 01:47:19 AM

Quote from: Night Wolf on December 25, 2009, 12:45:24 AM
Quote from: Zara_rose_wolf on December 23, 2009, 06:19:57 PM
OK, some one explain christmas to me. i read a book called "twas the night before Christmas" ( wth is twas whats wrong with the?) OK all i go from this book was. this guy lets this guy in his house, he comes down you chimney ([What The Ferret]?) hes covered in sot (hes smoking) his face red and a glow (hes drunk) in a nice furry outfit (gay.) and you let him in to your house because he had something for your kids? o.- i wanna see book two. "twas the night before Christmas part 2." Santa is on meds for his drug addiction and is behind bars for many charges of breaking and entering and child molestation.
He's a flaming drunk pedophile with a smoking problem.... So pretty much a hobo.

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prodiGee · December 25, 2009, 01:51:54 AM

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on December 25, 2009, 01:47:19 AM
Quote from: Night Wolf on December 25, 2009, 12:45:24 AM
He's a flaming drunk pedophile with a smoking problem.... So pretty much a Ungatt.

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Ungatt Trunn II · December 25, 2009, 02:00:37 AM

Quote from: prodiGee on December 25, 2009, 01:51:54 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on December 25, 2009, 01:47:19 AM
Quote from: Night Wolf on December 25, 2009, 12:45:24 AM
He's a flaming prodiGee with a smoking problem.... So pretty much a pedophile.

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prodiGee · December 25, 2009, 02:04:37 AM

I may be a smoking flaming pedophile, but at least I'm not celebrating some dude's death from OVER 9000 days ago.

Ungatt Trunn II · December 25, 2009, 02:05:48 AM

BUT YOU BELIEVE THAT NOTHING EXPLODED MAKING NOTHING WHICH FOR SOME REASON MADE EVERYTHING!

prodiGee · December 25, 2009, 02:12:21 AM

I think it's all just a cruel joke played on us by Loki.

Zara_rose_wolf · December 25, 2009, 03:37:24 PM

ok ty fur the answer.