Get ur 2012 shelters!

bjornredtail · December 23, 2009, 01:19:25 AM

As you all may already know know, the Mayan calendar runs out around this time in 2012. That's only two years away! Now, this could mean that way-back-when some Mayan calendar maker just got bored and said "heck, it's more than 500 years away! I can do it later.." or it could mean the end of all life as we know it. Now, it could be completely harmless, but isn't it best to be prepared just in case?

Call Hardened Structures today to get a quote on your very own 2012 Shelter. Since, no one acctually knows how the world is supposed to end in 2012, Hardened Structure's shelters are prepared to withstand a bit of everything. From atomic war to civil unrest and even Sarah Palin, you will be ready with either an underground or above-ground shelter from Hardened Structures, a world-wide leader in pandering to nutjobs and ripping off the Army Corps of Engineer's logo.

Ungatt Trunn II · December 23, 2009, 01:28:06 AM

I made my own

prodiGee · December 23, 2009, 09:45:15 AM

Mine is chock full of liquor and hallucinogens. I'm going to do doomsday in style.

Zara_rose_wolf · December 23, 2009, 05:36:07 PM

Mine has been completed.

bjornredtail · December 23, 2009, 10:21:18 PM

I'll just use the school's radiation shelters. It should protect me from most of what can go wrong... Except exploding radioactive nazi-zombies. I don't know what I'll do about those.

Ungatt Trunn II · December 23, 2009, 10:26:35 PM

the game

bjornredtail · December 23, 2009, 11:34:45 PM

What game? A lot of games use this sort of armor to explain the number of times your character can get shot without dieing.

Ungatt Trunn II · December 23, 2009, 11:47:00 PM

Rules of the game:

1) Everyone is playing the game. Yes this means you.
2) You must not think of the game. Thinking of the game means you lose.
3) If you lose the game you must announce it.

I lost the game.

bjornredtail · December 24, 2009, 01:14:02 AM

Oh, that game. I simply refuse to play. It's kindof like tick-tack-toe or global thermonuclear war. The only way to win is not to play. (Yes, this violates rule 1, but, if I'm not playing, how does the game's rules apply?)

Ungatt Trunn II · December 24, 2009, 02:32:09 AM

Haha, you lost the game.

Briar · December 24, 2009, 12:37:29 PM

Lies. The only way to win the game is for JFK to come on channel 13 and say that you won the game.

Briar · December 24, 2009, 12:55:19 PM

http://homepage.mac.com/villas1/johnmajorjenkinsfuzzyastronomy/index.htm

here's an article on 2012 nonsense. It was co-authored by a friend of mine.

Ungatt Trunn II · December 24, 2009, 09:09:45 PM

You and your delusions.

Briar · December 24, 2009, 11:39:34 PM

Delusions??

Night Wolf · December 25, 2009, 01:02:52 AM

Quote from: bjornredtail on December 23, 2009, 01:19:25 AM
As you all may already know know, the Mayan calendar runs out around this time in 2012. That's only two years away! Now, this could mean that way-back-when some Mayan calendar maker just got bored and said "heck, it's more than 500 years away! I can do it later.."

Actially thats way off. There was a reason for 2012 was the end of the earth....There was something in there religion about like 7 levels each lasting so many years(forgot exactly what these levels stood for and what the end of them marked) and we're on the 7th and it ends 2012. If it werent 2AM and If I hadnt been deprived of sleep for the last two days I could prolly remember more details lol.