When I was...

Briar · December 20, 2009, 12:49:52 AM

They call me King Napoleon
But I'm not him at all
I come from California
Way down by Ol' St. Paul

I'll sue them all for slander
I'll make them all repent
For how can I be Bonaparte
When I'm the President?

Takara · December 21, 2009, 05:55:29 PM

*is lost*

Zara_rose_wolf · December 23, 2009, 05:45:33 PM

miahee...miaaho....miahaha......hello? salute? sit down u high duke, she tear oh...you will be the man to mash the...fet cheese

Night Wolf · December 25, 2009, 01:04:18 AM

When I was a young wart hog

Very nice

Thanks

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after every meal

I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned

Briar · December 25, 2009, 01:34:24 AM

If Easter Eggs don't shave their legs
Their children will have ducks

I'd rather have a lemon pie
For Forty-Seven Bucks

Ungatt Trunn II · December 25, 2009, 01:45:10 AM

wat

prodiGee · December 25, 2009, 01:52:26 AM

That is some very expensive potential pie.

Zara_rose_wolf · December 25, 2009, 03:38:47 PM

lol

Pippin · December 28, 2009, 03:39:35 PM

he said son when, you grow up, would you be, the savior of the city [some crap like that]

*awesome solo* nunnnno ooodooo oodooogkk jdgim mdhgmi

F YEAH!

Briar · December 28, 2009, 05:09:35 PM

What can make a hippopotamus smile
What can make him walk for more than a mile

It's not a tune on the ol' violin or listening to the whispering winds
that's not what hippos do

THEEEEYYYY

Oose with the goose without any shoes
they wade in the water til their lips turn blue

That's what hippos do

prodiGee · December 28, 2009, 06:03:56 PM

Hippos eat people, true story.

Ungatt Trunn II · December 28, 2009, 06:04:46 PM

Do toilets look like the head of a hippo?

prodiGee · December 28, 2009, 06:05:55 PM

I peed in a hippo toilet once, darn thing tried to eat my important bits.

Ungatt Trunn II · December 28, 2009, 06:06:20 PM

wat

prodiGee · December 28, 2009, 06:06:41 PM

MY TOES