Every Century News Report-Moderation Martial law.

Ungatt Trunn II · October 30, 2009, 10:54:35 PM

It would seem that the moderators have placed martial law on the spa room, in response the SRA has sent nearly 9000 soldiers to their death. The General answered this opposition with moar troops. Meanwhile, a possible alliance is being formed with the radical leftist Pippin who, among other things, wishes to rule the spa room and spam with Firetooth. RSL scribe Briar was seen fleeing the battle zone in a Delorean, hot pink with all cow leather interior.

With all this going on, the anime stock has dropped way low, of course noone cares. The price of Cuban cigars has soared, with Fidel buying out 96% of the stock in minutes. Council Chairman Night Wolf is currently in Alcohol Rehabilitation, and seems quite incapable of leading, although he somehow is and whatnot, but good news makes for a boring report. Onto the next story...

With tensions rising between the mod and spammers armies, a full out war is to be expected. RSL is broken into 2 factions, those who support the mods and those who don't. Pippin and Firetooth have no alliance, but seem to be leaning towards a pro-mod policy. With the resent outbreak of intense firefights, SRA has increased it's manpower with 9,000,000 new troops, all of whom are expected to be dead by night fall. Most are going to try to enforce the spammers version of martial law, in hopes of pushing out the mod invasion at least to the borders.

This was Stephen Hawking, reporting out.

Ungatt Trunn II · October 30, 2009, 11:19:22 PM

UPDATE: Mods have decided to take the path of authoritarian punishment.

Firetooth · October 31, 2009, 06:18:27 AM

Every Century News sucks go die!
Yes you can quote me that!

Ungatt Trunn II · October 31, 2009, 07:51:11 AM

Quote from: Firetooth on October 31, 2009, 06:18:27 AM
Every Century News sucks go die!
Yes you can quote me that!

This was quoted when Firetooth was interviewed in a public restroom. Our top agents are currently trying to decipher it's meaning.

Pippin · October 31, 2009, 08:04:20 AM

I have deciphered it.

Every Century News sucks go die!

Your welcome.

Sabriel · October 31, 2009, 08:06:50 AM

LOL :D

Ungatt Trunn II · October 31, 2009, 08:07:19 AM

Quote from: Pippin on October 31, 2009, 08:04:20 AM
I have deciphered it.

Every Century News sucks go die!

Your welcome.

Stephen Hawking does NOT approve! BAD FORM!

Pippin · October 31, 2009, 08:09:56 AM

Stephen Hawkin's cat is dislexic, it's scientificly proven by Stephen Hawkin's cat! Who is dislexic.

Ungatt Trunn II · October 31, 2009, 08:11:15 AM

But how does that change the way we think? The way we live?

Firetooth · October 31, 2009, 09:21:04 AM

Another thing to quote
"Ungatt can't read, and needs pip to for him"

Sabriel · October 31, 2009, 09:35:50 AM

Firetooth, y so srs?

Firetooth · October 31, 2009, 09:51:38 AM

rly?

You forgot to mention that I am a highly influential figure in this third-world dump known as the spa. Oh, and my alter-egos.

Matthew Bellamy · October 31, 2009, 09:54:38 AM

Quote from: Firetooth on October 31, 2009, 09:51:38 AM
rly?

You forgot to mention that I am a highly influential figure in this third-world dump known as the spa. Oh, and my alter-egos.

Like me.

Blobfish · October 31, 2009, 09:55:02 AM

Quote from: Matthew Bellamy on October 31, 2009, 09:54:38 AM
Quote from: Firetooth on October 31, 2009, 09:51:38 AM
rly?

You forgot to mention that I am a highly influential figure in this third-world dump known as the spa. Oh, and my alter-egos.
Like me.

i lyk ponys

Pippin · October 31, 2009, 10:04:04 AM

Firetooth the last 3 posts were made by you.