A call to all troublemakers!

[Shade]

Do you enjoy schemeing the downfall of your enemies?
Do you enjoy disproportionate revenge again percieved slights in overly convoluted manners?
Maybe just chaos for it's own sake?

Have I got a deal for you!

I am now offering a little program that I call a 'Shade-y apprenticeship'

I can teach you to refine your strategies to more efficient forms, and aid you in developing your very own zany schemes, but more importantly, I can offer the resources to make those schemes a reality, and invite you to share in the profit and fun of schemes of my own.

There are limited spots available! Apprentices will be chosen by application.

Applicants should demonstrate:
a) A reasonable basic understanding of the game. I don't mind if you're not a great player, or don't know how to run a decent strat, but I don't want to have to explain what 'food' does. There are training clans for that.
b) The willingness to obey strange, unreasonable, nonsensical, and often detrimental orders simply because you were instructed to obey them.
c) A sense of humor!

If any of you have heard of me or the way I operate, you might know that I prefer some amount of secrecy in my operations. That includes who's working for me, so naturally these here applications should be done via PM and absolutely not mentioned in this thread or any other.

Applicants are subject to testing.

Also, for the sake of randomness (and because I heard this one today) all applicants must solve this simple riddle and submit the answer via PM to be considered: "I have three lines, four angles. Second in line. In heavan, and hell. What am I?"


P.s. All applicants should address me as 'Master Shade'

[Peace Alliance]

I'm considering applying.... To CLOWN collage! hahahaha.


back on topic, this is funny. I hope you get applicants.

[Holby]

CLOWN collage! hahahaha.

[Checkerpaw]

Do you enjoy schemeing the downfall of your enemies?
Do you enjoy disproportionate revenge again percieved slights in overly convoluted manners?
Maybe just chaos for it's own sake?

Have I got a deal for you!

I am now offering a little program that I call a 'Shade-y apprenticeship'

I can teach you to refine your strategies to more efficient forms, and aid you in developing your very own zany schemes, but more importantly, I can offer the resources to make those schemes a reality, and invite you to share in the profit and fun of schemes of my own.

There are limited spots available! Apprentices will be chosen by application.

Applicants should demonstrate:
a) A reasonable basic understanding of the game. I don't mind if you're not a great player, or don't know how to run a decent strat, but I don't want to have to explain what 'food' does. There are training clans for that.
b) The willingness to obey strange, unreasonable, nonsensical, and often detrimental orders simply because you were instructed to obey them.
c) A sense of humor!

If any of you have heard of me or the way I operate, you might know that I prefer some amount of secrecy in my operations. That includes who's working for me, so naturally these here applications should be done via PM and absolutely not mentioned in this thread or any other.

Applicants are subject to testing.

Also, for the sake of randomness (and because I heard this one today) all applicants must solve this simple riddle and submit the answer via PM to be considered: "I have three lines, four angles. Second in line. In heavan, and [haties]. What am I?"


P.s. All applicants should address me as 'Master Shade'

You had me until the P.S.

[Pippin]

What's food?

[Gen. Volkov]

AHHH! CLOWNS!!! NO!!!!

Oh, and Shade, that's some funny stuff.

[The Lady Shael]

This topic has Shael's seal of approval.

=)

[Shade]

I'm dissappointed by the few responses i've recieved from this topic- does no one care to have a little fun anymore?

[Sevz]

i was drunk and i couldn't figure out the riddle, didn't wanna embarrass myself

[Gen. Volkov]

I'm dissappointed by the few responses i've recieved from this topic- does no one care to have a little fun anymore?

Sure, I like to have fun... but why would I want to become your apprentice?

[The Obliterator]

Lol this topic is great.
Im sure snare and some of the others would join up if they didn't have to call you Master Shade. :P

[Daryn]

I'm Sevzy's apprentice...if I were still noob, I might have joined ur college

Sorry Shade

Sevzy...XP

[meestir amayzing]

the sad part is i still can't figure out the riddle @_@...

[Shade]

No body has managed to give me that answer yet. Which is vaguely amusing... I expected to be laughed at for posting such a simple one.

[The Obliterator]

Is it the letter I???
Just a random guess