Man, the rating standards must have changed since I was a kid..

[Briar]

and Night Wolf

[AoU]

Why would I want to be near Ungatt's family? More importantly WHY IN CEILING CAT'S NAME WOULD I WANT TO BE NEARER TO NIGHT WOLF?

[Briar]

So you two could get more....personal

[AoU]

I really don't think that would happen. He'd be drunk and I'd be not drunk, and we would talk once and I'd never be able to look at him again.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

CUZ WE'RE PROUD OF OUR DIXIE!
HOORAY! HOORAY!
WE'LL FIGHT AGAIN
THIS TIME WE'LL WIN!
WE LIVED WE'LL DIE IS DIXIE!

[Briar]

You could come to Oregon....or Kentucky

[Ungatt Trunn II]

C'MON OVER HERE TO DIXIELAND, BOY!

[AoU]

Oregon sounds a lot like organ. And isn't Kentucky sort of... full of chicken? I don't want to go to whatever Dixieland is because you'll do bad things to me in my vital areas.

[Briar]

then you are saying it wrong

[AoU]

It's because I'm absolutely fixated on organs. Musical ones.

[Briar]

Obviously

[AoU]

The Phantom of the Opera!

[Briar]

Original or Re-make?

[AoU]

The Iron Maiden song ;)

[Briar]

Even better