Man, the rating standards must have changed since I was a kid..

[Briar]

But-but-but then I won't be able to listen to this awesome song

[AoU]

I don't believe that is my problem, scumfidel.

[Briar]

 :'(

[AoU]

I invented you your own word, why would you cry?

[Briar]

because you want me to get run over by an fat armadillo riding a chinchilla and then you are going to roll my dead body in a tortilla and feed it to hungry mutants

[AoU]

I still don't see a reason for tears. I bet the mutants would be well fed.

[Briar]

Only after they are done eating you

[AoU]

They would not enjoy my taste, I have not bathed for days and it's starting to become a problem even for me.

[Briar]

They love the unwashed

[AoU]

Then I shall bathe profusely!

[Briar]

It won't help

[AoU]

What are you insinuating, exactly?

[Briar]

Oh, nothing

[AoU]

You are a crafty one, Miss.

[Briar]

Only when I must