Pippin with no eyes!

[AoU]

Can you tell me first, so I can get out?

[Briar]

I don't have your number

Plus, where would the fun in that be?

[AoU]

You could just knock on the door, it's very hard to get out of a burning house from the basement. The fun would be watching the thing burn..

[Briar]

make sure to fill your house with cool chemicalss

[AoU]

Ones that burn neat colours?

[Briar]

yep

[AoU]

I can't get most of them legally, Canada is very restrictive.

[Briar]

I'm sure you know of ways

[AoU]

Just because I know of ways doesn't mean I have the cash... I'm going to have to do some very sketchy things and I don't think I'll ever be able to look myself in the eye ever again.

[Briar]

Well, that should save your eye sight

[AoU]

One day I shall use my Medusa's gaze and turn you to stone. Then the pigeons will have a new rest room.

[Briar]

why do you think I always have a mirror on me?  I think I'd be will to sacrifice it for you.

[AoU]

I think you always have a mirror on you because you're a vain creature.

[Briar]

not going to deny that

[AoU]

Another truth uncovered by the great anthropologist AoU.