Keep your self and your children safe all night!

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Sabriel

#120
October 23, 2009, 04:43:51 PM


Quote from: Takara on August 08, 2009, 12:50:19 PMHOWL IS AWESOME. YOU ARE SAD BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT HOWL.

Quote from: Genevieve on November 11, 2009, 02:38:03 AMAsian food is also usually inanimate.
USUALLY.

Briar

#121
October 23, 2009, 04:56:42 PM
Quote from: AoU on October 23, 2009, 04:39:10 PM
That is very offensive and bad. Cats are people too.

you asked....i told
At the risk of ruining Briar's career by disparaging her find of the famous Sackaleaderer horse...

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Yes. I wear high heels Krowdon. Any tips on how I should do my hair?

Sabriel

#122
October 23, 2009, 04:59:49 PM
But... it's not true that cats only see a can opener in you. Cats can love as much as dogs, only they don't show it byjumping and drooling all over you.


Quote from: Takara on August 08, 2009, 12:50:19 PMHOWL IS AWESOME. YOU ARE SAD BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT HOWL.

Quote from: Genevieve on November 11, 2009, 02:38:03 AMAsian food is also usually inanimate.
USUALLY.

Briar

#123
October 23, 2009, 05:00:31 PM
I've been told I can no longer share my opinion on the subject
At the risk of ruining Briar's career by disparaging her find of the famous Sackaleaderer horse...

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II
Yes. I wear high heels Krowdon. Any tips on how I should do my hair?

AoU

#124
October 23, 2009, 05:01:45 PM
YOU GOT SERVED!
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Briar

#125
October 23, 2009, 05:03:51 PM
*zip*
At the risk of ruining Briar's career by disparaging her find of the famous Sackaleaderer horse...

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II
Yes. I wear high heels Krowdon. Any tips on how I should do my hair?

AoU

#126
October 23, 2009, 05:04:19 PM
Aww, who will regale me with spam?
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Sabriel

#127
October 23, 2009, 05:04:37 PM
Quote from: Briar on October 23, 2009, 05:00:31 PM
I've been told I can no longer share my opinion on the subject

((good))

Er, I said nothing. xD


Quote from: Takara on August 08, 2009, 12:50:19 PMHOWL IS AWESOME. YOU ARE SAD BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT HOWL.

Quote from: Genevieve on November 11, 2009, 02:38:03 AMAsian food is also usually inanimate.
USUALLY.

Briar

#128
October 23, 2009, 05:05:06 PM
*twitch*
At the risk of ruining Briar's career by disparaging her find of the famous Sackaleaderer horse...

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II
Yes. I wear high heels Krowdon. Any tips on how I should do my hair?

Sabriel

#129
October 23, 2009, 05:06:07 PM
*electrocutes*


Quote from: Takara on August 08, 2009, 12:50:19 PMHOWL IS AWESOME. YOU ARE SAD BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT HOWL.

Quote from: Genevieve on November 11, 2009, 02:38:03 AMAsian food is also usually inanimate.
USUALLY.

Briar

#130
October 23, 2009, 05:06:50 PM
must.....resist.....
At the risk of ruining Briar's career by disparaging her find of the famous Sackaleaderer horse...

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II
Yes. I wear high heels Krowdon. Any tips on how I should do my hair?

Sabriel

#131
October 23, 2009, 05:08:07 PM
the... cat... grace....


Quote from: Takara on August 08, 2009, 12:50:19 PMHOWL IS AWESOME. YOU ARE SAD BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT HOWL.

Quote from: Genevieve on November 11, 2009, 02:38:03 AMAsian food is also usually inanimate.
USUALLY.

Briar

#132
October 23, 2009, 05:08:50 PM
why do you taunt me so?!?!?
At the risk of ruining Briar's career by disparaging her find of the famous Sackaleaderer horse...

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II
Yes. I wear high heels Krowdon. Any tips on how I should do my hair?

AoU

#133
October 23, 2009, 05:10:09 PM
Meow. :3
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Briar

#134
October 23, 2009, 05:12:26 PM
*gaaaaahhhhhh*


Having cats in the house is an abomination against all things clean and sanitary. This unsanitary act is worse than stinking up the bathroom and not turning on the fan. It smells worse too.
First of all, these hideous animals will get under your feet and tangle themselves with your ankles causing you to trip. They do this for spite because they despise you. Secondly, these whelps of two-faced jackals will piss on the rug. It stinks as bad a skunk spray and will never come out. They do this because they like to watch you clean up their messes. Third, they break things. These broods of vipers will climb up anywhere to knock things down. They always know what will break and what won't. These evil clawed beasts do this because they like to see the look on your face when they are sitting among shards of broken china.
My advice is to place rat poison in their food and rid the world of these evil adversaries of the devil once and for all. If rat poison is not available the gunny-sack-in-the-pond method is a good way though not as efficient as rat poison. If rat poison or a pond is not available you may knife them in their sleep. I do not recommend this method for these detestable brothers of vultures are notoriously light sleepers. Also, these terribly fiendish demons have a thick skin and knifing them doesn't work well unless you stab them in the throat.
In otherwords....CATS SHOULD BE ANNIHILATED!!!!!!!

*phew*

At the risk of ruining Briar's career by disparaging her find of the famous Sackaleaderer horse...

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II
Yes. I wear high heels Krowdon. Any tips on how I should do my hair?
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