Luckily there was Eric Phillips...

AoU · October 16, 2009, 07:49:55 PM

A local crocodile who dabbled in black magic.

Sabriel · October 17, 2009, 02:05:14 PM

And what bad did it get him?

Ungatt Trunn II · October 17, 2009, 02:06:08 PM

He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers.

AoU · October 17, 2009, 02:09:45 PM

He poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet. Destination? Alaska.

Sabriel · October 17, 2009, 02:16:15 PM

So cruel...

AoU · October 17, 2009, 02:17:32 PM

Eric Phillips decided to re-freeze Charlie but in his cold blooded reptilian haste he refroze him into the shape of a Hoover.

Ungatt Trunn II · October 17, 2009, 02:18:52 PM

Charlie wasn't phased, though. He just zoomed about the place, sucking up Inuits.

AoU · October 17, 2009, 02:20:36 PM

The Inuits didn't mind, they loved it in Charlie's pink, tight, warm belly pouch.

Ungatt Trunn II · October 17, 2009, 02:24:25 PM

(Belly POUCH!)

And they refused to come out. Charlie said "I'm cool with that!" And set fire to a posh hammer to make it official.

AoU · October 17, 2009, 02:27:45 PM

"I appear to be on fire."
The down side was that the Inuits suffocated immediately, it was air tight in there.