She goes smooth...

Briar · October 13, 2009, 01:42:32 AM

Fine...instead I will make your tombstone a giant battery, connect it with your body, and then inject certain bacterii and microbes into your stomach when you die, and as your body decomposes, the bacteria eating it gives off energy, generating electricity which I will use to power my car.

AoU · October 13, 2009, 01:45:04 AM

Will your car begin to speak to you, like Herbie the Love Bug, only with my voice and personality?

Briar · October 13, 2009, 01:46:28 AM

Hmmm.....I hadn't thought of that.

AoU · October 13, 2009, 01:48:20 AM

I had, and it's got potential for a bitchin' sitcom!

Briar · October 13, 2009, 01:49:00 AM

ever heard of Nightrider?

AoU · October 13, 2009, 01:49:59 AM

Yes, and may I add:
Don't hassle the Hoff.

Briar · October 13, 2009, 01:51:03 AM

so, are you good with that kind of corpse disposal or do I have to go on?

AoU · October 13, 2009, 01:54:01 AM

Well I mean, as long as the other condition is met, yes.

Briar · October 13, 2009, 01:54:34 AM

I don't think I want your voice/ personality as my car

AoU · October 13, 2009, 01:56:23 AM

Then you can't win with that offer.

Briar · October 13, 2009, 01:57:31 AM

I will cut up your body into many many pieces and then feed you to pigs who haven't eaten in 48 hours....I give your pieces 8 minutes tops before there is nothing left.

AoU · October 13, 2009, 01:59:17 AM

Pigs aren't sexy, use sharks or tigers or something... I at least want to look sexy in death.

Briar · October 13, 2009, 02:03:43 AM

I will cremate your body and then blast it over a crowd during a concert of a group of your choosing.

AoU · October 13, 2009, 02:04:59 AM

But then I have to decide the group, do I go for someone awesome, as a tribute to myself? Or do I go for someone who's lame, as a tribute to the bands that aren't, in an effort to quell the popularity of at least one of their rivals?

Briar · October 13, 2009, 02:05:49 AM

Hard choice....but it still lies with you