Spa Room Immigration Administration

[Ungatt Trunn II]

No, do the thing where you screw with his post.

[Shadow]

Next time, maybe. Can't go doing that without fair warning, otherwise people will get jealous.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

But I'm the Grand General of SRA, you have Diplomatic immunity because of me darnit!

[AoU]

I screwed a post once.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

What kind of post?

[AoU]

Does it matter?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Would you deem it as trivial information?

[AoU]

It was the sexiest post I ever saw. She was sleek, smooth, all painted up in glossy black like some strumpet. There was no tearing my eyes from her sultry curves, first slightly to the right and then more pronounced to the right. It was sweet ecstasy as I caressed those curves for the first time, and I knew then and there that it was time to screw.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Sounds like you just wolfed down some peyote.

[AoU]

Mescaline or death, I always say!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I like listening to Vietnam War era rock music.

[AoU]

I like to listen to the moans of the dying.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Then visit China. Somalia

ALL ENEMIES OF AMERICA!

[AoU]

Isn't Russia sort of an enemy of America? There's not much dying going on there, you should try harder.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Well if the scare of the cold war actually happened, you can bet your left butt cheek they'd be a big blast crater and America would be happy as hell eating freedom fries.