IM so duck drunk

AoU · October 13, 2009, 01:36:59 AM

darn THE INTERENT, darn MY LIFE, darn HUMANITY!

Briar · October 13, 2009, 01:37:53 AM

Such language

AoU · October 13, 2009, 01:39:15 AM

Darntastic.

Briar · October 13, 2009, 01:39:59 AM

Thank you

AoU · October 13, 2009, 01:43:38 AM

You've gone and hurt my feeling again, on this, the day of my birth unto this brave new world.

Briar · October 13, 2009, 01:45:23 AM

Happy Birthday.

And how did I hurt your feelings?

AoU · October 13, 2009, 01:47:41 AM

I don't know, something you did, or said, or didn't do or didn't say.

Briar · October 13, 2009, 01:54:01 AM

And how can I make it better?

AoU · October 13, 2009, 01:54:54 AM

You can't, it's another life crushing wound, the air is slowly being sucked out of my lungs and the blood from my heart.

Briar · October 13, 2009, 02:05:10 AM

You make it sound so dramatic

AoU · October 13, 2009, 02:07:07 AM

It is dramatic, it's my final wound in an epic struggle for justice. Why can't you let me have the spotlight, just this once? You're ruining my career. Worse yet, you've broken my spirit.

Briar · October 13, 2009, 02:07:35 AM

then I'll leave

AoU · October 13, 2009, 02:13:08 AM

Your departure from my tortured presence would be in vain, for my career is already in shambles.

Briar · October 13, 2009, 02:13:32 AM

And why is that?

AoU · October 13, 2009, 02:18:40 AM

Because you have outshone my dim star, now I shall collapse upon myself and supernova the world.