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[Ungatt Trunn II]

SHUT THE HELL UP AND JOIN UP! YOU GET A WHOLE WAREHOUSE FULL OF 100 OF EVERY TYPE OF BOMB TIMES INFINITY!

[Briar]

calm down.

[AoU]

Hmm... Bombs are good incentive, what about booze and hookers?

[Night Wolf]

Hmmm do I get any positions?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Night Wolf, please be patient.

And yes, regulations are pretty light in SRA as long as you kill everything that's an enemy. We do NOT take hostages, evar. Civilians are just another word for target practice. Booze is rationed in place of water if requested. And hookers are rationed in place of food if requested. Of course you being an officer gives you the benefit of a Swiss ration account as well.

[AoU]

I don't know how I feel about the Swiss, their cheese has holes, you know.

[Night Wolf]

I will take the booze in place of water please

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Night Wolf, you are not in the service. You're a politician.

Also in place of the Swiss ration account we also offer a Somalian ration account.

[Night Wolf]

can I still get some booze?

[AoU]

Also, 100 times infinity is redundant. Somalia I can handle, plus there's lots of war there.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Don't worry, the warehouse is located at the bottom of the sea, the driest part too. Space is no problem.

Now you just need to take the SARAUT...

[AoU]

I'm not a fan of Saurkraut.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I meant to say
The Spammers Republican Army Universal Aptitude Test. (SRAUAT)

(Choose the answers with the corresponding letter)


1. You enter a high priority building and discover refugees. You have a mission to complete, but your gut says save them. Do you:

A. Abort mission and save the civvies.
B. Go on with your mission.
C. Have the refugees tag along.
D. Call in HQ and tell them the current SITREP.


2. Your team commander just decorated the walls with his brains. What do you do?

A. Take command.
B. Go AWOL.
C. Wait for reinforcements.
D. SCREW ORDERS, TIME FOR WAR! OOAH!


3. You are sent to scout the lands. You come across an enemy convoy that is currently at rest. What do you do?

A. Radio in HQ.
B. Go around the convoy.
C. Plant mines around the encampment at night.
D. Get a sniper rifle, and have some fun.


4. Bombs are falling all around, and you have just been conscripted to medic work. Several soldiers need your help. What do you do?

A. Go to a safe area and wait out the bombing.
B. Risk your life for your comrades.
C. Order a garrison of Anti missile troopers to get to work, so you can too.
D. AWOL.


5. What job would you prefer?

A. Commander.
B. Medic.
C. MP.
D. Grunt.


6. You return home, only to be confronted by some ungrateful hippies. What course of action do you take?

A. Punch them, hard.
B. Ignore them.
C. Try to educate them about the truths of war.
D. GO INSANE WITH A BAT!!!


7. Nerve gas! WHAT DO YOU DO?

A. Grab the nearest NBC mask and wait.
B. Gather who you can and take them to a safe area.
C. Nerve gas is weak.
D. Panic.


8. Somehow, you get taken prisoner. They are interrogating you. They may start torture soon...

A. Tell the what they ask.
B. Spit in their commie faces.
C. Try to escape.
D. Lie.


9. Male or Female?

A. Male.
B. Female.
C. Alien.
D. Other.


10. How effective is this test?

A. Good.
B. Okay.
C. Needs work.
D. Awful.

[Night Wolf]

darn you where is my BOOZE!!!!!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

You need to sign up hippy.