CIVIL DEFENSE ANNOUNCMENT

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U.S. Civil Defense

***WARNING---LEVEL 8***

TYPE: ATOMIC ATTACK


ON TUESDAY, OCTOBER 06, 1956 [TODAY] AN ATOMIC EXPLOSION WAS DETECTED IN ANCHORAGE, ALASKA. THE DEATH COUNT IS CURRENTLY UNKNOWN, BUT IT IS SUSPECTED THAT THE ENTIRE POPULATION PERISHED IN THE ATTACK.

THE ATTACK TYPE WAS A NUCLEAR ICBM THAT IS THOUGHT TO HAVE COME FROM RUSSIA.

!!!WARNING!!!
NUCLEAR WEAPONS DETECTED HEADING FOR THE FOLLOWING CITIES:
SEATTLE
RENO
DALLAS
WASHINGTON D.C.
NEW YORK



ALL CITIZENS ARE ADVISED TO REPORT TO A FALLOUT SHELTER AT ONCE. IF THERE ARE NO AVAILABLE FALLOUT SHELTERS IN YOUR AREA, PLEASE SEEK COVER IN A PROTECTED AREA.
Please Email us.civil.defense@gmail.com for updates or to submit information.

U.S. Civil Defense

!!!UPDATE!!!

THREAT LEVEL INCREASED TO 10!
Please Email us.civil.defense@gmail.com for updates or to submit information.

U.S. Civil Defense

All civilians are advised to watch the following information videos to maximize probability of survival:

Duck and Cover - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixy5FBLnh7o

Surviving an Atomic Attack - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V47Qs9Eyus&feature=related

Living in a Fallout shelter (part 1 of 5, please seek the others in the "related videos" list) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Zgyp4HgNU&feature=related
Please Email us.civil.defense@gmail.com for updates or to submit information.

AoU

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Ungatt Trunn II

DIE HIPPIE DIE

AoU

How did this become apparent to you?
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Ungatt Trunn II

DIE HIPPIE DIE

AoU

I'm glad to know you're experienced.
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Ungatt Trunn II

DIE HIPPIE DIE

AoU

Well, you had to find SOMEONE willing to put up with your mug, may as well be my mother.
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Ungatt Trunn II

What does this have to do with civil defense?
DIE HIPPIE DIE

AoU

You know darn well that you are Civil Defense, and that's why you like sack.
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Briar

Do you guys listen even to each other?
At the risk of ruining Briar's career by disparaging her find of the famous Sackaleaderer horse...

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Yes. I wear high heels Krowdon. Any tips on how I should do my hair?

AoU

I'd never listen to Ungatt, he's clearly a madman.
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Briar

At the risk of ruining Briar's career by disparaging her find of the famous Sackaleaderer horse...

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II
Yes. I wear high heels Krowdon. Any tips on how I should do my hair?