CIVIL DEFENSE ANNOUNCMENT

[U.S. Civil Defense]

***WARNING---LEVEL 8***

TYPE: ATOMIC ATTACK


ON TUESDAY, OCTOBER 06, 1956 [TODAY] AN ATOMIC EXPLOSION WAS DETECTED IN ANCHORAGE, ALASKA. THE DEATH COUNT IS CURRENTLY UNKNOWN, BUT IT IS SUSPECTED THAT THE ENTIRE POPULATION PERISHED IN THE ATTACK.

THE ATTACK TYPE WAS A NUCLEAR ICBM THAT IS THOUGHT TO HAVE COME FROM RUSSIA.

!!!WARNING!!!
NUCLEAR WEAPONS DETECTED HEADING FOR THE FOLLOWING CITIES:
SEATTLE
RENO
DALLAS
WASHINGTON D.C.
NEW YORK



ALL CITIZENS ARE ADVISED TO REPORT TO A FALLOUT SHELTER AT ONCE. IF THERE ARE NO AVAILABLE FALLOUT SHELTERS IN YOUR AREA, PLEASE SEEK COVER IN A PROTECTED AREA.

[U.S. Civil Defense]

!!!UPDATE!!!

THREAT LEVEL INCREASED TO 10!

[U.S. Civil Defense]

All civilians are advised to watch the following information videos to maximize probability of survival:

Duck and Cover - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixy5FBLnh7o

Surviving an Atomic Attack - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V47Qs9Eyus&feature=related

Living in a Fallout shelter (part 1 of 5, please seek the others in the "related videos" list) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Zgyp4HgNU&feature=related

[AoU]

You love scrotal sacks, Ungatt.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

So does your mom apparently.

[AoU]

How did this become apparent to you?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

1st hand experience.

[AoU]

I'm glad to know you're experienced.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Yes, your mom.

[AoU]

Well, you had to find SOMEONE willing to put up with your mug, may as well be my mother.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

What does this have to do with civil defense?

[AoU]

You know darn well that you are Civil Defense, and that's why you like sack.

[Briar]

Do you guys listen even to each other?

[AoU]

I'd never listen to Ungatt, he's clearly a madman.

[Briar]

As are you.