Petition to rename the Spa Room.

[AoU]

I'll install a new pump, the tastiness of your heart is too irresistible.

[Briar]

The new pump won't work.

[AoU]

That is none of my concern.

[Briar]

You want me to die?!?

[AoU]

I didn't say that, I said it wouldn't be of my concern if it happened. What do you think I am, some sort of monster?

[Sabriel]

LOL :D
Oh, noooooo waaay... I mean, eating someone's heart... No way that's monstruous ::)

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Well, as long as you cook it first...

[Briar]

I think he likes it warm and still beating

[AoU]

Briar is correct, sirs and madams, the still beating heart of women is the only sustenance I crave.

[Sabriel]

O_O

[AoU]

 :D

[Ungatt Trunn II]

That would be difficult to accomplish.

[AoU]

It is a feat more easily accomplished than you would imagine, as long as you eat it in one bite.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Well if you have the money and time you go right ahead and try.

[AoU]

It doesn't cost anything and I've got waaaay too much time.