National Grammar Nazi Party of Spam

[Ungatt Trunn II]

HEIL
SPELLCHECK!

[Night Wolf]

searyusly?

[Briar]

bad form.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

NEIN. GUTEN.

[AoU]

Heil Spellcheck!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Heil Spellcheck!

[AoU]

You know what to do, fix up every mistake.

[Briar]

I will now be watching out for you two...

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Eye have a spelling chequer,
It came with my Pea Sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss Steaks I can knot sea.

Eye strike the quays and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am write oar wrong
It tells me straight a weigh.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your shore real glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My chequer tolled me sew.

A chequer is a bless thing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right all stiles of righting,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The chequer pours o'er every word
Two cheque sum spelling rule.

[AoU]

Is that the Grammunist Manifesto?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

YES!  I thought it would be best if this propaganda was brought to the public to be BURNED!

[Briar]

Ummmmm....sure.

[AoU]

In the name of the father tongue! Heil Spellcheck!

[Briar]

Aber, ich habe ein Zimmer. Danke.

[AoU]

You realize I'm not going to translate things where you're not defending our righteous cause, right?