Primary Mission Directive

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Mission Directive: Establish and enforce R.S.L. presence among general populace, disposal of spam non-compliance offenders.
I. Establish constituency enforcement point at coordinates 39.138 x -77.070. Monitor civilian movement in area, and debrief superior regarding any events of notable significance or regularity.
II. Distribute cheese rations to civilians willing to submit to spam compliance screening. Participation in screening is compulsory for all civilians, and use of force is authorized in enforcement.
III. spam non-compliance offenders should be detained at checkpoint.
IV. To conserve consumption of R.S.L. resources, detainees should be disposed of by flame only when withholding facility becomes overcrowded, or detainees become unmanageable, whichever comes first.

[Krowdon]

Lulz. I lykes teh spamz.

[SRA Anti-anime Unit]

Requesting launch code of the 80mm.

Targets spotted in sector 5. AT-130 gunship in area.

[rizzan]

*salutes* Rizzan reporting for duty ,sir!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Please report to your station executive officer to receive level 4 debriefing on the new directive. Greet the guards with verbal identification.

[Firetooth]

lulz you make me sick!

[Sabriel]

Mission Directive: Establish and enforce R.S.L. presence among general populace, disposal of spam non-compliance offenders.
I. Establish constituency enforcement point at coordinates 39.138 x -77.070. Monitor civilian movement in area, and debrief superior regarding any events of notable significance or regularity.
II. Distribute cheese rations to civilians willing to submit to spam compliance screening. Participation in screening is compulsory for all civilians, and use of force is authorized in enforcement.
III. spam non-compliance offenders should be detained at checkpoint.
IV. To conserve consumption of R.S.L. resources, detainees should be disposed of by flame only when withholding facility becomes overcrowded, or detainees become unmanageable, whichever comes first.

Lolwut?

[Firetooth]

Mission Directive: Establish and enforce R.S.L. presence among general populace, disposal of spam non-compliance offenders.
I. Establish constituency enforcement point at coordinates 39.138 x -77.070. Monitor civilian movement in area, and debrief superior regarding any events of notable significance or regularity.
II. Distribute cheese rations to civilians willing to submit to spam compliance screening. Participation in screening is compulsory for all civilians, and use of force is authorized in enforcement.
III. spam non-compliance offenders should be detained at checkpoint.
IV. To conserve consumption of R.S.L. resources, detainees should be disposed of by flame only when withholding facility becomes overcrowded, or detainees become unmanageable, whichever comes first.

Lolwut?

+1

[Briar]

lesser minds.

[AoU]

Or greater appendages!

[Briar]

which you don't have

[AoU]

Shut up, mine's bigger than yours!   ::)

[Briar]

It's bigger on the inside.

[AoU]

That is a very ambiguous statement and I cannot figure out its intention.  ???

[Briar]

Mission Accomplished.