It's time we talk, America! (And select parts of Europe)

prodiGee · December 31, 2009, 03:53:11 AM

Baby killing, what a terrible thing to suggest, I'm appalled at your behaviour, sir.

Richard Nixon · December 31, 2009, 03:54:33 AM

I'm very sorry, mam. But they were truly hideous. Killing them was the only alternative to eating them.

prodiGee · December 31, 2009, 03:58:06 AM

At least by eating them you don't waste precious baby meat.

Richard Nixon · December 31, 2009, 03:59:42 AM

Yeah but you should have seen it. IT WAS UGGGGLLLLYYY!

prodiGee · December 31, 2009, 04:01:05 AM

Everything looks better once it's fried up and battered.

Richard Nixon · December 31, 2009, 04:02:49 AM

Jesus Christ himself couldn't fix this thing. It was an absolute abomination. It's what you'd look like if you survived dividing by zero.

prodiGee · December 31, 2009, 04:05:34 AM

Richard Nixon · December 31, 2009, 04:06:10 AM

I THOUGHT IT DIED! HOWWW! HOW DID IT LIVE!!!!

prodiGee · December 31, 2009, 04:09:33 AM

It stole the souls of innocents to prolong its life.

Richard Nixon · December 31, 2009, 04:13:34 AM

How can you be sure?

Briar · December 31, 2009, 12:54:12 PM

Because he suggested the idea

Ungatt Trunn II · December 31, 2009, 01:36:48 PM

prodiGee · December 31, 2009, 01:44:58 PM

Courage Wolf has a point.

Briar · December 31, 2009, 03:27:33 PM

I see many points

prodiGee · December 31, 2009, 04:00:24 PM

Are there six?