Sasvim nova, sasvim cool tema

[Sabriel]

Eh vacko. Samo mi je malchice, al malchice dosadno. Zbogg toga pišem na nekom ludom crnom forumu bez ikakvog smisla. Nemam baš puno ideja, ali nema veze. Vidite, došla sam do zaključka da je bosanski cool. Mi imamo -čki, ški, -ov, -ev, -iv i razne ostale gluposti. Ungatt Trunn je zbunjen ko Izet Fazlinović. Krowdon je ljuta, a Takara je opičena. Firetooth je bio cool, al sad ge nema pa... Night Wolf je super za glupiranje, i ima najbolju sliku tangi na svijetu. Trebao bi pozirati za Victoria's Secret. Zapravo, nekako mi liči na Viktoriju Bekam kad leži onako na toboganu.
Upravo sam naučila šta znači "bufoonery" :D Ubacila sam ovo u Google Translate i nije uopće loše - za hrpu baljezganja.

Let's see how many do you guess :D

Tip: don't rely on Google too much. It translates words literally, when in fact they mean something else.

Bosnian love poetry:

Vjetar duva,
šljive otpadaju
trule šljive muhe spopadaju.
Krmci jedu da ne propadaju,
tvoje mi se oči dopadaju.

Tvoje oči ko farovi FIĆE
ti si moje omiljeno biće.

Sunce je raspizdilo svoje zrake,
vrapci se deru ko konji,
mene piči depresija,
u duši mi opsesija,
jebo mater ako te ne volim!

P.S. Obavezno pogledajte moju kolekciju marki!!

[Takara]

All I saw was our names. XP It better have been good about me... ;-;

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Srpski?  Ne znam srpski.  i jedva da mogu govore engleski jezik bez teškoća. 

[Briar]

Osjećam izostaviti.

((sorry if that sucked))

[Takara]

Grrrr!!!

[Night Wolf]

Im great for what? and what about Victoria's Secret?

[Briar]

you would make a wonderful model for them

[Night Wolf]

 :D :D :D

Would you please translate the rest of the story for me. Google can only translate a small portion >:(

[Sabriel]

Srpski?  Ne znam srpski.  i jedva da mogu govore engleski jezik bez teškoća.

This is not Serbian. It's Bosnian.

Osjećam izostaviti.
((sorry if that sucked))

It sucked indeed :D It's like retarded English: "He say to me, then I answer him, then he angry". Correctly it would be: "Osjećam se izostavljeno".

Google can only translate a small portion >:(

Told ya :D
I'll translate it... someday.

[Night Wolf]

I know you told me but how else am I supposed to translate?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Sorry but the translator I use lacks Bosnian and it translated using Serbian just fine so...

[Krowdon]

Tip: don't rely on Google too much. It translates words literally, when in fact they mean something else.

Takara posted something in Japanese once and it turned out totally different than what she wanted.

[Takara]

It's a game, though. I type in something in English, translate it, and then translate it back. It always comes out completely different.

[Krowdon]

I still have that message you posted saved. ^_^

[Briar]

somewhere in the spa room there is a topic solely dealing with translating things back and forth