SRA Anti-Anime Unit

[AoU]

You must eat a lot of breakfast.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

yes

[AoU]

I hope you get fat.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I wish

[AoU]

I wish I'd get fat, too.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

yea but I wish i'd get fatter than what you wish

[AoU]

You want to be like fat albert?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

No.
Go to http://omegle.com/ have a funny convo, and post it here. I'm about to do just that.

[AoU]

I took drugs, to make me sleep, I'm going to go take advantage of them.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Okay, about to post a funny convo

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a bloodsucking commie>
You: ?
Stranger: no libertarian
You: Okay.
Stranger: you?
You: I'm ultra-right wing
Stranger: then i love you
You: No I love you
Stranger: yay party
Stranger: gun party
You: No
You: party bad
You: we must have GENOCIDE!
Stranger: gun party good
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: where u from
You: We must kill all the weak!
You: America
You: United Stated of Earth
Stranger: good part of america?
Stranger: aka texas
You: Umm, duh
Stranger: aka not massachusetts
You: I think atheists should die
Stranger: what about agnostics
You: Them to. "Neutrality" is for the weak
Stranger: good call
Stranger: obama?
You: I think I'll kill him with an anti-material rifle
Stranger: good call too
Stranger: but he'd take the gun from you first
Stranger: unless you protect it
You: I'll shove my boot so far up his butt he'll cough boot polish
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: u watch fox
You: No, they spread hippy lies
Stranger: really
You: yes
Stranger: how
You: All this "save the planet" bullshat
Stranger: no
Stranger: not fox news
You: Ah, I thought you meant the Red Chinese
Stranger: hell no
You: I hate them too
Stranger: fox news or chinese
You: Faux news you mean?
Stranger: you dont like?
You: I think all media should be ran by the gov
Stranger: wow homo
You: The hell, you hippie piece of horseshat
Stranger: no
Stranger: u hippy
You: no u
Stranger: media should be used to spread truth and not obama lies
You: No, the shadow gov, not the hippy crap obama says
Stranger: msnbc?
You: Is that some sort of commie talk?
Stranger: yeah
You: darn you!
Stranger: just asking if you liked it
Stranger: keith olbermann
Stranger: rachel maddow
You: Ima firin' biggest MOAB at your house now k?
Stranger: sure but i have even bigger moabs
You: Yea but I have the U.S. Army! HOOAH!
Stranger: mine are homemade; not from government
Stranger: i have the Marines
Stranger: OWNED
You: Marines are part of the navy.... fail
Stranger: hell no
You: Army would woop marines without even trying
Stranger: wow are you kidding me
Stranger: what are you smoking
Stranger: Marines are first line of defense
Stranger: they do all the killing
Stranger: theyre trained to kill
You: I keep expecting to see the Marines on a Duracell commercial because their crap sucks so hard
Stranger: Army folk get PTSD and are afraid to kill
You: PTSD helps you kill
Stranger: you're high
You: Your hot
Stranger: your mom
You: that too
Stranger: fine
You: k then
You: stupid liberal scumbag
Stranger: fake conservative bible beater
You: Tree huggin' Nobama Osama Trauma
Stranger: Socialism loving Obama Faggot loving maggot
You: Marxist farxist
You: I'm a fascist BTW
Stranger: i'm an objectivist
You: You're a commie - commies fail
Stranger: Ayn Rand
Stranger: Ayn Rand owns
You: I think it's sexy when you type
Stranger: youre in ACORN
Stranger: wanna add me in facebook?
Stranger: names ellen little
You: No u
Stranger: youre bertha lewis
You: No I'm hitler! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!
Stranger: i'm tyler durden
You: I'm O.J. Simpson
Stranger: im glenn back
Stranger: beck
You: I'm Jesus
You: I save
Stranger: i'm mohammed
Stranger: im not real
You: You're Marx, you phail
Stranger: you're pelosi
You: I'm Nixon, I pwn
Stranger: FAIL
Stranger: i'm reagan
Stranger: win
You: Alright, this should get my friend AoU to lul a bit
You: Say hi!
Stranger: h i
You: alright cya hater
Stranger: pce
You have disconnected.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Why has no one read this?

[AoU]

I read it but it was severely lacking in lulz, my convo was basically
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: A/S/L
You: 21/m/here
Stranger has left the conversation.

[AoU]

Stranger: hii
You: Hello.
Stranger: who are you stranger?
You: I'm Jesus Christ, saviour of all humanity. Who are you?
Stranger: i'm harry potter, did u see hermione?
You: I saw Hermione's vaginey.
You: Well, 50% of it anyway.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Lol, you just have to keep trying. Most people are looking for cyber sex.