SRAUAT

[Mr.Grimm]

1.B
2.A
3.C
4.C
5.E
6.A
7.C
8.B
9.A
10.A

I would like to know how I did.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Looks to me that you are cut out for Covert Operations Field Commander.

[Mr.Grimm]

Which is why I lead the SSP.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

1b 2a 3d 4c 5a 6d 7c 8d 9a 10a

How did I do?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Considering its an aptitude test and you can't fail, I'll say you did quite well.

You are, obviously, cut out to be the Head Lieutenant which is the second in command in the SRA. Congratulations! Because that is what you are and have been. You exhibit a stable yet spam based personality, which is needed to balance out my split personalities and other mental... issues. 

[Krowdon]

where are my test answers?

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Spam, yes, spam!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

where are my test answers?

dunno

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

lol

[Krowdon]

Here they are.

. You enter a high priority building and discover refugees. You have a mission to complete, but your gut says save them. Do you:
C. Have the refugees tag along.
E.Sacrifice them to the spam gods.

2. Your team commander just decorated the walls with his brains. What do you do?
A. Take command.

E. Add his spleen to the wall as a little extra decoration. It goes nicely with the brains.

3. You are sent to scout the lands. You come across an enemy convoy that is currently at rest. What do you do?

C. Plant mines around the encampment at night.
E. Let them Eat Cake!


4. Bombs are falling all around, and you have just been conscripted to medic work. Several soldiers need your help. What do you do?

A. Go to a safe area and wait out the bombing.
B. Risk your life for your comrades.
C. Order a garrison of Anti missile troopers to get to work, so you can too.
D. AWOL.
E.Turn them into Vampires

5. What job would you prefer?

A. Commander.
B. Medic.
C. MP.
D. Grunt.
E. Ninja Pirate Anime Vampire Master

6. You return home, only to be confronted by some ungrateful hippies. What course of action do you take?

A. Punch them, hard.
B. Ignore them.
C. Try to educate them about the truths of war.
D. GO INSANE WITH A BAT!!!
E. Join them to spread the love.


7. Nerve gas! WHAT DO YOU DO?

A. Grab the nearest NBC mask and wait.
B. Gather who you can and take them to a safe area.
C. Nerve gas is weak.
D. Panic.
E. All you need is Love.

8. Somehow, you get taken prisoner. They are interrogating you. They may start torture soon...

A. Tell the what they ask.
B. Spit in their commie faces.
C. Try to escape.
D. Lie.
E. Talk about Non Violence and world peace.

9. Male or Female?

A. Male.
B. Female.
C. Alien.
D. Other.
E. Krowdon


10. How effective is this test?

A. Good.
B. Okay.
C. Needs work.
D. Awful.
E. Like, Psychedelic.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

It has been updated, that is the obsolete version.

[Krowdon]

1. You enter a high priority building and discover refugees. You have a mission to complete, but your gut says save them. Do you:

I save the people and Give them daisies.

2. Your team commander just decorated the walls with his brains. What do you do?

Eat them, cause we al are zombies now.

3. You are sent to scout the lands. You come across an enemy convoy that is currently at rest. What do you do?

Celebrate Christmas.

4. Bombs are falling all around, and you have just been conscripted to medic work. Several soldiers need your help. What do you do?

Use the Krowbar as a bat, and hit all the bombs to South Carolina

5. What job would you prefer?

Skipper.

6. You return home, only to be confronted by some ungrateful hippies. What course of action do you take?

Join them.

7. Nerve gas! WHAT DO YOU DO?

Gas Mask!

8. Somehow, you get taken prisoner. They are interrogating you. They may start torture soon...

wait it out.

9. Male or Female?

Krowdon

10. How effective is this test?

Hmmm. You need better options.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

I like this.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Krowdon, you are the first person in history to utterly fail the aptitude test. Congratulations.

[Krowdon]

Krowdon, you are the first person in history to utterly fail the aptitude test. Congratulations.

Is there a special prize?