SRAUAT

Briar · August 17, 2009, 01:23:01 PM

so you are going to either move to Bolder, CO or Eugene, OR?

Krowdon · August 17, 2009, 01:25:06 PM

yeah. Maybe.

Briar · August 17, 2009, 01:25:49 PM

hippie

Krowdon · August 17, 2009, 01:31:18 PM

How do you be a hippie anyway?

Zara_rose_wolf · August 17, 2009, 01:57:23 PM

it kinda like tree hugging weridos o.-

Krowdon · August 17, 2009, 02:00:38 PM

....

Zara_rose_wolf · August 17, 2009, 02:02:06 PM

o.- in think ive never been hippie o.-

Krowdon · August 17, 2009, 02:04:47 PM

yah!

Zara_rose_wolf · August 17, 2009, 02:07:23 PM

Krowdon · August 17, 2009, 02:08:10 PM

Elf!

Takara · August 17, 2009, 06:57:11 PM

HEY!!! LOOKKK!!!

It's an elf.

Briar · August 17, 2009, 11:16:16 PM

look in the mirror...that is what a hippie is

Briar · August 18, 2009, 01:24:06 AM

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Ungatt Trunn II · February 28, 2011, 08:15:11 PM

SRA TEST REVIVED FOR SAKE OF RECRUITMENT

Ungatt Trunn II · February 28, 2011, 08:23:17 PM

UPDATED

The Spammers Republican Army Universal Aptitude Test. (SRAUAT)

(Choose the answers with the corresponding letter)

1. You enter a high priority building and discover refugees. You have a mission to complete, but your gut says save them. Do you:

A. Abort mission and save the civvies.
B. Go on with your mission.
C. Have the refugees tag along.
D. Call in HQ and tell them the current SITREP.
E. Use them for target practice.

2. Your team commander just decorated the walls with his brains. What do you do?

A. Take command.
B. Go AWOL.
C. Wait for reinforcements.
D. SCREW ORDERS, TIME FOR WAR! OOAH!
E. Who needs a commander?

3. You are sent to scout the lands. You come across an enemy convoy that is currently at rest. What do you do?

A. Radio in HQ.
B. Go around the convoy.
C. Plant mines around the encampment at night.
D. Get a sniper rifle, and have some fun.
E. Walk casually into camp, become accepted.

4. Bombs are falling all around, and you have just been conscripted to medic work. Several soldiers need your help. What do you do?

A. Go to a safe area and wait out the bombing.
B. Risk your life for your comrades.
C. Order a garrison of Anti missile troopers to get to work, so you can too.
D. AWOL.
E. Use powers to stop one bomb, and lob it back to wherever it came from.

5. What job would you prefer?

A. Commander.
B. Medic.
C. MP.
D. Grunt.
E. Spec. Ops.

6. You return home, only to be confronted by some ungrateful hippies. What course of action do you take?

A. Punch them, hard.
B. Ignore them.
C. Try to educate them about the truths of war.
D. GO INSANE WITH A BAT!!!
E. Ask for some contraband.

7. Nerve gas! WHAT DO YOU DO?

A. Grab the nearest NBC mask and wait.
B. Gather who you can and take them to a safe area.
C. Nerve gas is weak.
D. Panic.
E. Stuff the source of the nerve gas into a small wild animal.

8. Somehow, you get taken prisoner. They are interrogating you. They may start torture soon...

A. Tell the what they ask.
B. Spit in their commie faces.
C. Try to escape.
D. Lie.
E. Play Marriage of Figaro music.

9. Male or Female?

A. Male.
B. Female.
C. Alien.
D. Other.
E. All of the above.

10. How effective is this test?

A. Good.
B. Okay.
C. Needs work.
D. Awful.
E. I didn't realize I was taking a test lol.