Requesting an artist.

Night Wolf · July 18, 2009, 11:59:36 PM

For what?

Ungatt Trunn II · July 19, 2009, 12:07:54 AM

WARNING! No response exists in primary directory!

Emergency protocol 19234.543B ENACT

PLEASE STANDBY WHILE SYSTEM SEARCHES "Ungatt Trunn Enterprises" DATABASE FOR RESPONSE FITTING CRITERIA OF "Emergency protocol 19234.543B"

FILE FOUND FROM 1957 "SELF PRESERVATION KNIFE" FILE. RUNNING PROGRAM.

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ERROR! FILE CORRUPTED! PLEASE CONTACT MAINTENANCE.

Night Wolf · July 19, 2009, 12:13:40 AM

Ill stick with me hunting knife

Ungatt Trunn II · July 19, 2009, 12:14:51 AM

That file's from 1957 anyways.

Night Wolf · July 19, 2009, 12:17:15 AM

Hmm a bit old

Ungatt Trunn II · July 19, 2009, 12:19:13 AM

Probably why it's corrupted.

Night Wolf · July 19, 2009, 12:23:12 AM

Most likely

Ungatt Trunn II · July 19, 2009, 12:25:20 AM

SUBMIT CUSTOMER FEEDBACK.

Why don't you want a U.G.E. self preservation knife?

U.G. Enterprises 1952-1994

Night Wolf · July 19, 2009, 12:27:52 AM

Because I like the knives ive already got

Ungatt Trunn II · July 19, 2009, 12:30:43 AM

Do you have a katana? I have a handmade katana (tempered steel)

IT IS AWESOME!!!

I bet all your knives are... *chuckle* STAINLESS STEEL! HAHAHAHAAAA!

Night Wolf · July 19, 2009, 12:34:06 AM

Probably not sure about some of them though and yes I have a set of katanas (not handmade or tempered steel) cheep ones I bought a few years ago

Ungatt Trunn II · July 19, 2009, 12:35:52 AM

I tend to stick to guns. I still have my first gun! A single barrel shotgun I got when I was 8!

Night Wolf · July 19, 2009, 12:41:35 AM

I dont own a single gun

Ungatt Trunn II · July 19, 2009, 12:43:41 AM

I recommend buying as many as you can before the damned reds invade. I hate the Chinese...

Night Wolf · July 19, 2009, 12:45:05 AM

Nope not a gun type of person

Racist a bit ungatt?