Spamming Announcement.

[Pippin]

Welcome, to this 'Unofficial' Spamming Announcement.

For all of those who don't know me, im Pippin. Im a Retro Spammer, and will not take notice of mere Spamming, only the L33T Spammers are worthy. If you feel you can abide by these rules and terms, you may become a L33T Spammer, and someday, a Retro Spammer. I am interested to know how you other 'Spammers', class Spamming as. Random Words? Random Posts? No. Spamming is a form of art. It is done by only those who understand the ancient art of 'Mumbo Jumbo.

Now 'Mumbo Jumbo' is a highly classified class of Spamming, only know to those above and beyond the abilities of a 3L33T Spammer, such as myself. L33T talk is an added bonus, you either know it or don't, it will enhance you spamming merely, but it will not widen the gap of knowledge you have between an Enemy Spammer.

The 'Unofficial Rules of Spamming'.

Spamming is at it's best when surrounded in Humor. Add Humor, and your onto a winner.
Contradicting people a lot will get you far.
Making Random posts will not enhance your Spammness, only lower your ability to Spam.
Make problems in other peoples posts, for Example complicate things.
Learn the way of the L33T spammers.
Political is a No-Go Area, restricted to those who now 'Retro Spam'.
Make new Topics regularly.
Admire other peoples work and learn from it.
Think before you Spam.
Anger your opposition.


These rules will get you everywhere and anywhere, read them with pride, use them with power, and together, they create Spam.
These rules overrule the mere 'words of Ungratt'. He deserves a medal for his enthusiasm, though it will not help out in the battlefield.
Any other opposition you come across, face them with nothing else than a Pile of Spam, don't let them out-Spam you.

Pippin,
:-*.

P.S.. Locked with a Key and threw it into some Spam.

[Pippin]

I am now rectifying my decision to not post in anymore mere Spam topics. My topics will be plenty, and inform you of any curent situations. Pictures, rules and further infomation will be put into this topic, my 'Unofficial Spamming Topic', from now on.

Merci,
Pippin,
:-*.

[Pippin]

Global Meeting of the Major 3L33T Spammers.

These simpleton Spammers are not a threat to us. We can deal with mere mortals like this, by all means necessary. Although, no action will be taken until it get's out of hand, it's merely a bunch of babies. Infact, I will now all you Spamrats, Spamrats.
What shall be done to make Allegiances? Nothing as of yet, though I shall expand into the mind of many others. You Noob Spammers think you can dominate this Forum? No, justice has come and will settle down like never before. I will rule this place in the end, whether you like it or not, hopefully you won't.



Merci,
Pippin,
:-*.