Global Meeting of RSL and other spamming dignitaries.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

My fellow spammers, today is a grim day indeed. A problem has arose and if it is not dealt with immediately riots will break out and anarchy will consume the planet. (Not the good kind either) I call upon RSL, SSP, and my own SRA to officially unite to ward off this threat.

What is this problem, you may ask? Well, due to RSL's free nature, evil enemies that hate free will, peace, and prosperity has obviously arose. Most were mods, others were hypocrites. Until now, we have dealt with everything that has arose against our great organization. We have offered a safe haven for all spammers. But today it has grown to a point to which official and united action must be taken.

This problem is our newest threat, pippin.




(This is a council meeting for spammers only. All others leave or die.)

[Shadow]

This can't be allowed to continue!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I'm not sure if I can trust a mod... Wait, I can't. That I'm sure of.

[Night Wolf]

NEVER TRUST A MOD!!!!

[Night Wolf]

Oh and yes we must take care of this pippin.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Any suggestions?

[Night Wolf]

Nope you?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Nope. And I don't want to set the world in fire.

(Spot that reference?)

[Night Wolf]

Nope

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Okay here's my plan. We send in agents to sabotage his home. Afterwards,  Alpha breaks down the door in sector 1 and throws in 2 flashbangs while bravo breaks out the windows and throws in smoke grenades. Delta, our greatest force, rappels down the chimney while we have an AWACS that is being escorted by 2 F-22 Raptors  provide electronic support and have some Blackhawks  provide support. All the while 5 Chinnooks carry the main force. Questions?

[Mr.Grimm]

You have the support of the SSP Trunn. Use my troops how ever you want. I ask of one thing though, I want Pippin alive! He might have information about other rebels. The SSP will take him back to our HQ and interrogate him.

[Shadow]

That's a terrible plan, because my chimney is too small to fit a person through the bottom end. Plus he would end up inside a small cast-iron box. Also the smoke grenades will stop the flashbangs.

[Pippin]

I have no chimney. Flashbangs won't affect me, im a Spammer. Frags? Not a chance. Your codes don't scare me.

Good luck.

[Daryn]

I have no chimney. Flashbangs won't affect me, im a Spammer. Frags? Not a chance. Your codes don't scare me.

Good luck.

hm
drop a nuclear bomb on his house

if he isnt there, find him and spread his entrails across the country

the other option is drench him in blood and throw him into the Cape of Good Hope in Africa to be eaten by sharks

[Pippin]

Well done, you failed again.