The kitten charity

[Matthew Bellamy]

Any of you who have watched heroes understand the great peril this kitten is in:

For just £3 a month, you can save the kitten!

[Mr.Grimm]

Right, just like we stopped C.U.T.S. ::)

[Briar]

Sorry, can't. I'm already committed to the C.U.T.S fund

[Matthew Bellamy]

C.U.T.S already has a vacaine in development, tests are sucsessful.
Donate please? Or kitten gets it's head cut open and brain taken out by a super-powered serial killer?

[Mr.Grimm]

.... Matt? I'm with with W.O.A.G. and I want to know how you found out about this kitten.

[Matthew Bellamy]

Because, secretly...
My name is Sylar!!!
Too small?
MY NAME IS SYLAR!

[Briar]

this explains so much

[Matthew Bellamy]

Basically, I get money.
Then I kill da kitten anyway!


*Laughs like maniac*

[Mr.Grimm]

.... All right "Sylar" We can do this the easy way, the hard way, or the Grimm way. You choose.

[Matthew Bellamy]

.... All right "Sylar" We can do this the easy way, the hard way, or the Grimm way. You choose.

Are you actually trying to start a fight with sylar?

[Mr.Grimm]

I'm not going to fight you. I'm going to send a group of highly trained W.O.A.G. agents to come and kill you.

[Matthew Bellamy]

Pfft, they sent a dozen at Sylar once, and he killed every single one of them.
He can't die you know. Oh, and he's pretty cunning and he can survive enough tranquilizer to kill 3 elephants.
And he can shape-shift
Good luck :D

[Briar]

I'm not going to give you the money if you are going to kill the cat anyways

[Mr.Grimm]

I never said it's going to be a dozen. And if you don't do what I say, I will send one  of Trunn's anti -matter bombs.

[Firetooth]

I never said it's going to be a dozen. And if you don't do what I say, I will send one  of Trunn's anti -matter bombs.

Sylar can survive bomb blasts.