Making fun of the Canidians, eh?

Night Wolf · June 16, 2009, 01:49:14 PM

I would have wrote Eh every other word :D

Briar · June 16, 2009, 01:51:42 PM

On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote outport. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundlander manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"How's she cuttin' bye" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "Hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dose?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Lard tunderin Jaysus", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of
everyting!"

Night Wolf · June 16, 2009, 01:55:18 PM

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Krowdon · June 16, 2009, 02:03:52 PM

Quote from: Briar on June 16, 2009, 01:51:42 PM
On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote outport. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundlander manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"How's she cuttin' bye" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "Hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dose?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Lard tunderin Jaysus", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of
everyting!"

*dies laughing*

Night Wolf · June 16, 2009, 02:10:44 PM

ROFL....still

Krowdon · June 16, 2009, 02:19:36 PM

thats really funny.

XP

Briar · June 16, 2009, 03:31:26 PM

it was pretty funny, eh

Night Wolf · June 16, 2009, 05:38:10 PM

Dat were pretty funny eh

Briar · June 16, 2009, 05:40:35 PM

maybe I should find another one, eh?

Krowdon · June 16, 2009, 05:52:53 PM

I thnik you should, Eh

Briar · June 16, 2009, 05:55:20 PM

An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."