2nd Decree

[Ereptor]

 My second Decree is i Undecree my first.  There is no way i can control that.  I will say those that are overwhelmingly land fat will probaly be attacked.  And those that are land fat are targets anyway.  It is also generally frowned upon.  Anyway i am learning to be Emperor.  This is my second decree.  I welcome comments.

[Fenix]

 I say we promise all will be subjected to land restraints, anyone over 50k acres will be subtracted 20 ranks.

[calria]

 *chuckle*

All I have to say is that I'm glad, Ereptor, that you're an emperor who is willing to back down on your rasher statements and be reasonable. Long may you reign!

[Fenix]

 Hey, Ereptor, could you help me?  I can't reach this knife in my back.

[Ereptor]

 rofl.  Josh you never cease to make me laugh.  sure....ughhh...arghhh.  dude it is stuck in the tight.  i never thought i would be named a backstabber by anyone.  but hey may our enemies speak evil about us.  makes me want to really crush em.  and josh keep making me laugh.  we both have "stuck a few knives" in peoples "backs" in our time.  

[Fenix]

 NUH UH! I'm perfecct!
*puts a crudely constructed halo above head*
*points flashlight at it*

:D:D

[Badrang the Tyrant]

 *taps the halo and it falls apart*  Josh you better ask God for a new one! :D  

[RazorClaw]

 That's blasthomy to some people. Anyway, if you're dead then how can you "crudely constuct" a halo? You're all goofy.

[Badrang the Tyrant]

 Only to stiff, uptight people with no sense of humor.

[RazorClaw]

 Yes, but then some people (not quite me) think that Stormclaw is a stiff, upright person with no sense of humor. I have a sense of humor. Hre's a joke:

Two Japenese pilots were flying along in their fighter planes. A US pilot caught them by suprise, and they only barely managed to eject. They had no parachutes, so as they fell down they screamed "Buddha, Buddha, save us, save us!" Suddenly a huge white hand came swooping down and caught them about 20m off of the ground. Then they cried out in relief "Thank God!" and the hand turned upside down and crushed them.

[Dead Eye]

 Funny, I'm sure in it's own way. I just wish to say Ereptor that you are turning out as a good Emperor. You saw your mistake and fixed it.  

[RazorClaw]

 Yes, especially because if you decreed that people attack anyone near them who's landfat, than about 20 more people would fall victim to my impressive troops.

[baransarn]

 Hey, that Japanese joke is a ethnic joke and could offend someone who DOES believe in Buddha, even though it was funny.

[RazorClaw]

 Yes, but Badrang's joke might offend someone who believes in God, though it doesn't offend me.

[baransarn]

 Isnt Buddha a god to some people? It is the same sense. It depends who it is.