Official Announcement. It is mandatory that all civilians read.

Night Wolf · August 31, 2009, 11:31:12 PM

*flings axe at Krowdon*

Ungatt Trunn II · September 23, 2009, 08:04:12 PM

*Revival*

Briar · September 23, 2009, 11:26:56 PM

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on August 30, 2009, 08:44:29 PM
*Static*

*T.V. Test Card*

*Automated voice*
PLEASE WAIT WHILE EMERGENCY TRANSMISSION ESTABLISHES SATELLITE UPLINK.

Welcome to the emergency news broadcast. General Trunn has just sent in word that an unknown force has recently launched a full scale attack on all communication broadcast networking cable lines, as well as our embassy in Modland. Eyewitness reports describe what can only be described as "The very opposite of spam". SRA forces have been fighting for nearly an hour to try to suppress the enemy, but to no avail. Anime enthusiasts have tried pacifying the situation with unholy amounts of anime but the attackers or attacker seems immune. DoS has filed reports that blood has been spilled, I repeat, has been spilled on our soil.

So far, this is all we know of the current situation. Please stand by for regular updates. All civilians are advised to get to a safe location or join the fight.

This is your local Emergency news broadcaster, reporting out.

*Static*

Welcome back to tonights program. This evening we will be bringing you first hand accounts of this historical battle. While the mods appear to have vacated the Spa, the SRA and spammers appear to not have taken notice. Nearly everyday and far into the evening they still continue to spam to the death. We will now turn to General Trunn who appears to be the head of the SRA forces.

General, what can you make of the chaos?

Sabriel · September 24, 2009, 02:30:50 AM

*switches over*

Night Wolf · September 24, 2009, 09:31:28 AM

*turns channel to spongebob*
Oooo....

Krowdon · September 25, 2009, 08:03:22 PM

Teh Spam news, I watches it.

Night Wolf · September 25, 2009, 08:28:50 PM

NO IM WATCHING SPONGEBOB >:(

Krowdon · September 25, 2009, 09:10:07 PM

*switches Channel from Spongebob to Anime* My show ish on.

Night Wolf · September 25, 2009, 09:13:51 PM

*turns back to spongebob I havent seen that one yet*

AoU · September 25, 2009, 09:15:53 PM

Do you think Spongebob would make a good contraceptive?

Night Wolf · September 25, 2009, 09:16:25 PM

..............

Krowdon · September 25, 2009, 09:17:05 PM

Quote from: Night Wolf on September 25, 2009, 09:13:51 PM
*turns back to spongebob I havent seen that one yet*

*switches back to Anime* Well, this is one of my Favorites that I hasnt seen yet. *hides remote in a cat so wolfy cant change channel*

Ungatt Trunn II · September 25, 2009, 09:23:24 PM

*Shoots Krowdong with a Railgun*

Watch what you want to watch Night Wolf.

Krowdon · September 25, 2009, 09:25:03 PM

*comes back to life* No! *Chops off Ungatts head* I WAS WATCHING MAI ANIME!!!

Night Wolf · September 25, 2009, 09:25:54 PM

*changes it to CSI then eats the remote* change the channel now :P