Official Announcement. It is mandatory that all civilians read.

Krowdon · August 30, 2009, 07:28:07 PM

I didnt know there was a War. *watches news*

Briar · August 30, 2009, 07:28:57 PM

The SRA has been fighting for the past couple of months, determined to dominate the Spa Room.

Krowdon · August 30, 2009, 07:29:58 PM

Redwall Spamlords FTW.

Night Wolf · August 30, 2009, 08:01:27 PM

Night Wolf FTW

Briar · August 30, 2009, 08:02:57 PM

It would appear that our correspondants have attempted to make contact with the Mods but they have had no luck seeming that few seem to venture into the Spa Room.

Night Wolf · August 30, 2009, 08:04:01 PM

*Picks up battle axe and ravages the Spa*

Krowdon · August 30, 2009, 08:06:36 PM

Quote from: Briar on August 30, 2009, 08:02:57 PM
It would appear that our correspondants have attempted to make contact with the Mods but they have had no luck seeming that few seem to venture into the Spa Room.

Cause it too terrifying for them to try and mod this place.

Briar · August 30, 2009, 08:07:32 PM

THIS JUST IN!!!

It would appear that one of the RSL are trying to utterly destroy the Spa Room.

Ungatt Trunn II · August 30, 2009, 08:44:29 PM

*Static*

*T.V. Test Card*

*Automated voice*
PLEASE WAIT WHILE EMERGENCY TRANSMISSION ESTABLISHES SATELLITE UPLINK.

Welcome to the emergency news broadcast. General Trunn has just sent in word that an unknown force has recently launched a full scale attack on all communication broadcast networking cable lines, as well as our embassy in Modland. Eyewitness reports describe what can only be described as "The very opposite of spam". SRA forces have been fighting for nearly an hour to try to suppress the enemy, but to no avail. Anime enthusiasts have tried pacifying the situation with unholy amounts of anime but the attackers or attacker seems immune. DoS has filed reports that blood has been spilled, I repeat, has been spilled on our soil.

So far, this is all we know of the current situation. Please stand by for regular updates. All civilians are advised to get to a safe location or join the fight.

This is your local Emergency news broadcaster, reporting out.

*Static*

Night Wolf · August 31, 2009, 12:00:42 AM

*continues ravaging*

Krowdon · August 31, 2009, 06:40:45 PM

*shoots Ungatt* What now Fool?

Ungatt Trunn II · August 31, 2009, 07:00:58 PM

Do you even know what you're talking about?

Krowdon · August 31, 2009, 07:33:32 PM

Nope. Do I have to?

Ungatt Trunn II · August 31, 2009, 07:48:06 PM

not really, this IS he spa room after all.

Krowdon · August 31, 2009, 07:48:53 PM

True Dat Dude.

PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!!!