The Adventures of Cheese Man

[Van]

 Dedicated to CoolClaw who started the cheese.

It was a cold and dark night in Vantropolis a theif by the name of the Cheesetheif ran down alley ways with a block of cheddar cheese.  Two police officers ran past the alley as the CheeseTheif held his breath.  The cheesetheif looked into the jockstrap in which he held the cheese he stole from Wal-mart.  In Vantropolis Cheese is treated like small muskrats.  And in Vantropolis small Muskrats are treated like gold.  

     Suddenly the block of cheese jumped out of the jockstrap and attacked the cheesetheif.  The Cheesetheif was caught off guard and fell ontop of a small muskrat.   Meanwhile the cheese sprouted legs and arms and a small nose and ran away.

     At the police station Officer poopsmellsalot heard the cry of a small muskrat and shot off through the city to find the small muskrat.  The office found the cheesetheif on top of a small muskrat.  The cheesetheif was beheaded for hurting a small muskrat.  

Look for Episode 2: Save the MUSKRAT

 *gasps*Could this be? Are You Coolclaw??? Anyway if you aren't...
JOIN CAFI!!!!

[Kilkenne]

 NO! NO MORE CHEESE! NO NO NO NO! STOP IT BEFORE IT STARTS! RETTOOO!

[Van]

 How do I join?

[Van]

 Episode 2: Save the MUSKRAT  

     Officer Poopsmellsalot put the chessetheif's head on his shelf as he got ready for bed.  He put on his "jammies"  and went into his bed.  

      Meanwhile the cheese or as he likes to be called, Walter, ran down steets and alleyways making sure he was not being followed by the cheesetheif. The ranks smell of sewers and the sound of pavement being walked upon were the only things your five senses could detect that night.  Walter soon came upon a house he snuck in and got into the bed with Officer Poopsmellsalot woke up the next morning to find Walter in his bed.  They both screamed and ran away into the city.  

Watch for episode 3: Juice is good for your glockenspeil

[baransarn]

  :o This is extremely vulgar! Jockstraps holding muskrat like cheese and Officers call Poopsmellsalot! What are our youth coming to !

[Kazaar]

 Who really knows? Crazy!

[Duke]

 I say no more cheese roleplaying it is extremly gay

[RazorClaw]

 It certainly didn't make Kilk gayly singing. That's the meaning, you know, happy. In case you haven't heard.

[Duke]

 FINE!!!!!!!!!!!     IT IS EXTREMELY DAM STUPID. IT SUCKS

[RazorClaw]

 Errrr... I never knew that CHEESE blocked water. Hmmm..... Anyway, you can't put anything past Van, he used to have "Holy Goat Nipples, Batthumb!" in his sig. Yuuuuuck.

[baransarn]

 All I am saying is that profane and vulgar and anything else that is nast is spam! And I dont mean the substitute meat product!

[Kilkenne]

 Duke, if you're going to critisize something, don't curse and such, it just makes everyone angry with you, and puts you below the most annoying of newbs...*Eyes Van*

[Ereptor]

 i agree with duke.  we need more people like him.   i think ponies and cheese is gay, dumb, ect.

[Duke]

 heck yeah Ereptor