Bacon Vs. Ice Cream

[Gen. Volkov]

that sounds like a challenge

You find me bacon with rum in it, and I might change my mind.

[Shadow]

Marinate some bacon in rum before you fry it up? That might actually be good, come to think of it.

[Gorak]

next time I make bacon, it'll have rum in it

it'll either be really good, or really bad, but I'll do it because I can

[Gen. Volkov]

LOL, Alright then. Fair enough. Rum ice cream will still probably taste better though.

[Firetooth]

Ice cream>bacon
But bacon is still good, but you can't eat it with a flake.

[Daryn]

Ice cream>bacon
But bacon is still good, but you can't eat it with a flake.

I guess ice cream beats bacon as of now but hdin > all (need an explanation? It's concerning a game: Diablo 2)

[Takara]

Gah! Ice Cream, of course! Soft serve chocolate-vanilla swirl with oreo crumbles is absolutely fan-freaking-tastic! =P

[Briar]

Ice cream>bacon
But bacon is still good, but you can't eat it with a flake.

While popular overseas, is there even anywhere in the US that sells flakes, let alone gives them in ice cream??  ???

[Takara]

Bacon is good, too, though... Hm. Time for one of my debates with myself. =P

Ice Cream: Ice cream comes in tons of different flavors, whereas bacon comes in only itself! You can't have chocolate-flavored bacon! Therefore, ice cream has more variety making it more delicious.

Bacon: Variety isn't what decides the how good it is! No matter how many flavors you have, people can still dislike the part of you that is just plain ice cream, forget the flavors. And bacon is meaty and substantial, so you can have it whenever you like as a part of a meal, unlike ice cream, which is more of a dessert food.

Ice Cream: But, bacon is meat and ice cream is sweet. Ice cream is for the vegetarians and for the regular meat-eaters, because it's not made of meat. Bacon is only for the meat-eaters.

Bacon: Why eat ice cream when you can have a healthier alternative, like yogurt?

Ice Cream: Why eat bacon when you can have a healthier alternative, like ham?

Bacon: Because bacon is more delicious than ham!

Ice Cream: Because ice cream is more delicious than yogurt!

Bacon: You're being ridiculous. How can you even think ice cream is BETTER than bacon? Bacon is greasy, savory, salty goodness! Lots of people everywhere LOVE bacon!

Ice Cream: No, YOU'RE being ridiculous! People get FAT off of bacon! People get addicted to you! When someone can't stop eating you, they get fat and have all kinds of health issues! You're a murderer!

Bacon: When someone is depressed, what do they go for? The bacon or the tubs upon tubs of ice cream?

Ice Cream: Well, at least I make them HAPPY!

Bacon: Happy and SICK!

Ice Cream: Ice cream doesn't make people sick! It makes them happy. Ice cream can be served in tons of different ways--

Bacon: Ah! Bacon has different kinds, too! Turkey bacon, Canadian bac--

Ice Cream: CANADIAN BACON IS ONLY SLICED HAM!!!

Bacon: WHAT DO YOU THINK REGULAR BACON IS, SOY BEANS!?

... Now my own brain hurts.

[Krowdon]

*blinks*

Okay then. I have no idea what Takara was thinking when she posted that.

[Takara]

Oops. I mean, well, my brain can't hurt. Your brain doesn't feel. I think it has to do with the nerves?

I was thinking, "WHY CAN'T I WRITE MY FRIGGIN' BOOK ALREADY!? WHAT IS TAKING MY BRAIN SO LONG!? WHY CAN'T I START IT, GOSH DANGIT!!!" And then I connected my head with my desk for a few minutes.

I'm thinking that right now. >:(

Writing is HARD.

[Saladin]

   Why not BOTH???

[Briar]

   Why not BOTH???

:o

Who would ever do such a HORRIBLE thing to two great foods?

[Saladin]

   Why not BOTH???

:o

Who would ever do such a HORRIBLE thing to two great foods?

How could you say such a thing?!? Bacon goes great with everything from soda






To hamburger bacon doughnuts

[Briar]

i think i might cry...