WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?

[Ashyra Nightwing]

[Holby]

Plonky.

This could have many meanings:

1. Your cat is an alcoholic.
2. It comes from a long like of Plonks.
3. It makes a plonky sound when you try to bounce it
4. Pop goes the weasel, but plonk goes the cat.
5. Plonky Wonky.

[Holby]

Actually, I don't like 4. But the other reasons are good.

[Ashyra Nightwing]

Actually, I don't like 4. But the other reasons are good.

You may not like your reasoning, but 1 to 5 are all correct. Especially 3.

[Aqualis]

I've never like animals with honorifics so name it Something Else. You'll just end up calling it "kitty" anyways.

http://xkcd.com/231/

[Ashyra Nightwing]

Yeah, I've been calling it 'Cat' for years, I just thought it was time that it acquired a name...and a gender.

That comic is the truth. You should hear me talking to my cat. I've stopped using actual words and now just use a series of 'miaow's. Either that or I repeat the noises it makes.

[Death]

Muhammad Ali the black prize fighter.

[Gen. Volkov]

Call him Sobek, Devourer of Souls.

[Firetooth]

Call him King Lemon the stupid

[Ungatt Trunn II]

*throws Firetooth into an incinerator and watches him... incinerate?*

NO! Cats are NOT stupid! It's not possible! In fact, scientists estimate the IQ of a cat is OVER 9000!!!!

[Shadow]

Schrodinger!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Maybe, I'm not sure who said it!

[Shadow]

never, ever, ever name a cat "Mr." anything, it is reminiscent of old ladies with dressed up poodles.

[Firetooth]

Well cats are meant to be smarter then dogs...which I can believe
Call him Firetooth :P

[Shadow]

or Shadow!