Epidemic

Ungatt Trunn II · February 18, 2009, 08:41:59 PM

As I'm sure you all know, a disease has broken out lately. And, as you King (of everything, I might add) I am going to do absolutely nothing about it.... personally. BUT... I shall send some CDC guys out. What is this disease, you may be asking? I'll put it simple for you all. FIRETOOTH

Quote from: WikipediaFiretooth (also known as "The tooth of fire") is a parasite that is expected to be 10 times deadlier than it's cousin, anthrax. It thrives in "spam" and has delusions of power (such as being a king). Discovered 14 years ago, it is quite rare. But the CDC has labeled it a class 4 threat.

It has not been used in biological warfare due to it's highly unstable properties, but scientists are currently working on a genetic mutation the will make it stop spamming. One notable aspect of Firetooth is it's highly adapted intelligence (for a parasite) So far no deaths have been reported due to exposure to Firetooth, but common symptoms include irritation, irrationality, lowered I.Q., and bladder control problems.

Some say it has ties with a former RWL (Redwall: Warlords) player, Alazar. Ancient Mayan stonework depicts a never ending battle between a god named Alazar and another unknown god. The Firetooth is known to quote his possible nemesis. It seems related to the somewhat harmless "sharptooth" parasite, though very few traits are shared.

The Firetooth (in it's lust for power) has been in a dispute with King of Everything Ungatt Trunn II. But this doesn't matter because we all know who will win.

Notable sufferers of Firetooth are:
King of everything Ungatt Trunn II
His army
Players of the ever popular game, RWL (Redwall: Warlords)

Apart from stated above, the Firetooth's life cycle, reproduction, and origin are all unknow.

As you can see, we got a problem. It should be fixed.... soooooooooonuh

Firetooth · February 19, 2009, 02:24:53 AM

I do not have bladder prob-
*runs away*
I AM YOUR KING!!!!!!!
*gets gun and shoots Ungatt
STUPID SPAMMER! DIE YOU REBEL! DIE!!!
Same soldier: Does that guy have social issues or something?

Ungatt Trunn II · February 19, 2009, 06:16:48 AM

*is unharmed*

I'm no rebel, I just instigated the Coup d'état.

Firetooth · February 19, 2009, 06:21:29 AM

*uses anti-matter gun to destroy ungatt*
*dissapears into black hole*
Do not fear, for I will be back for I will strike again some time today

Ungatt Trunn II · February 19, 2009, 06:37:46 PM

*Respawns*

HAH I'm half made of antimatter.

*Shoots Firetooth with a antimatter nuke fired out of a railgun*

Firetooth · February 20, 2009, 02:29:19 AM

*Which deflects off of firetooth's anti-nuke'n'matter'n'killamite shield*

Ungatt Trunn II · February 20, 2009, 06:11:01 AM

*which the massive heat still gets around*

Firetooth · February 20, 2009, 10:48:27 AM

*But is cooled down as firetooth launches his anti-heat shield of spam*

Ungatt Trunn II · February 20, 2009, 02:14:23 PM

*stabs firetooth in the eye*

Firetooth · February 20, 2009, 02:18:22 PM

*kicks Ungatt in the stomach*
*turns into a creature of spam*
NOW YOU SHALL PAY!MLEHEHEHEHEHEH! >:D
Army, charge!
*army of 100thousand stoats charge at Ungatt, all wielding machine guns using spam as ammo*
OUT OF MY KINGDOM SCUM!! :P

Ungatt Trunn II · February 20, 2009, 02:19:57 PM

*clones self 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
times*

Ungatt Trunn II · February 20, 2009, 02:21:10 PM

*mutates into a huge creature from hell and eats Firetooth*

Firetooth · February 20, 2009, 02:21:46 PM

But you used cloning for dummies guide
each clone dies of clone poisoing within one hour, save one, which fell over a rock and died first.

Ungatt Trunn II · February 20, 2009, 02:23:40 PM

Very well. I still exist, and I offer you one more chance for a truce in which if you don't I'll be forced to end your pathetic existence :'(

Firetooth · February 20, 2009, 02:31:00 PM

Fine. I didn't want to use my secret weapon...you forced me!!!!!!
MAXIMUM POWER! DESTROY THE EXISTENCE OF SPAM!