A sad story

[Firetooth]

A few months back, I started a buisness called rent a pen, where I rent pens to noobs who'll rent a pen for a day for the price to buy five pens new.
But recently, we've been under considarble strain. The econimcal downturn has severly effected us. We managed to sell two pens to stay afloat., but this reduced profits.
All our shares have been frozen, leaving 3 shareholders devisated,  100% of our employees(1) have been made redundant. We're hoping for two options:
1) Woolworths will buy us out
2) The goverment will give us a £2 lifeline.

Im afraid if this does not happen, despite the negative effects it will have on our already wounded economy, rent a pen coporations will have to shut down.

Thank you
-Firetooth, CEO of rent-a-pen

[Ungatt Trunn II]

i bought your biz a while ago so chill oot